Onye mmuo

Feminist | Manist | new taker | Interpol | Shinto | Sikh | Muslim | Christian | Buddhist | Shamanist| Veteran |

[YH @Yemihazan]

It's simple... I have done everything to impress you, and you are now mine, you sef impress me, I be human being too

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

The first time I bought scotch bonnet was in Asda Hatfield 2021.
Been buying at Aldi since 2022.

[Anagazo @Anagazo]

@ki_iks Aldi Tesco Lidl and Asda didn’t

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

Lmao 😭 My husbands IG request !

Nigerian girls ? God abeg

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

I no fit do video while on motorway sha.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Road trips to the south >>>>>>

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

I’ll never get tired of this Alabi and Omotara video 😂😂😂😂

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

My guy used to wear a wedding band while in uni to bag chicks

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

I rarely comment on IG but the few times I’ve dropped “😂😂😂” on Instablog or a skitmaker’s page, I get a few followers, Likes & a DM or two from total strangers, all babes.

I don’t think a ‘wedding band’ would have stopped them, na only online wey women no de move to men😂

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Would the users get a refund?

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

PlayStation is deleting over 500 purchased movies from its customers' accounts 🎞️

• Includes films like 'Terminator 2', 'Rambo', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Hot Fuzz', and 'Moonlight'

• Comes after a licensing deal ended

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

They will T bone you to death

[UCHECHUKWU 👽 @Yucee_]

@iDanDizzy If the road is free at that time, it's more dangerous to stop

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Learn to focus on what matters in life and don’t gaf about irrelevant things. I will look at that big nyash, the cute round portable nyash, the cute girl. Guess what, i don’t care, same way you don’t gaf.
Learn to be shitty when needed and you will have a happy easy life

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Your babe fit dey crush on Timini openly

But the moment you talk sey Tems nyash no bad oo, una don quarrel

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

@iSlimfit The HGV would argue the exited at 2nd exit to make a stop after the incident. Not that they’re using that exit.

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

@iSlimfit Follow the sequence while looking at the crack on the road which can serve as the marking. The van failed to maintain their lane. The accident did not occur at the point of exit.
Vans fault….!

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s not nepo about this. She’s just propping herself up.
The baby won’t feel anything from all these

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, this Veekey James baby na real Nepo baby o cos just look at 🥹❤️✨

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

@nathan__oji You no lie. Considering where she’s from.

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Nothing special thou.
Only expensive utensils

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Congratulations.

[Tomori Simisola @SimisolaTomori]

Our Rainbow Baby Arrived at 36 Weeks 💙

God has blessed our family with a beautiful, bouncing baby boy. We came, we saw, and by God’s grace, we conquered.

Despite all the challenges, I looked good throughout the journey, all thanks to my amazing husband, whose love, care, and support never wavered.

When my membranes ruptured two weeks before our baby was born, we were faced with uncertainty and fear. But God came through for us and for our precious preterm baby, who arrived safely at 36 weeks. His faithfulness carried us every step of the way.

A special thank you to the wonderful Nigerian doctor who stepped in and helped save the day. May God richly bless you for your skill, dedication, and compassion.

To all my midwives, you were simply amazing. Thank you for your care, encouragement, and support during one of the most important moments of our lives. May God bless each and every one of you abundantly.

Our hearts are full of gratitude. Welcome to the world, our rainbow baby. You are loved beyond words and already a testimony of God’s goodness. 💙🙏🏾

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

The tides are changing on NF. The media are gradually no longer giving him a pass and are asking tough questions. Politics is funny

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Your project is literally managed using agile while medicine is waterfall. That alone should explain everything but you are full of nonsense that you don’t realise that.
Discipline of aircraft my ass. Do you know the stupid things Boeing did and got people killed?

[mattparlmer 🪐 🌷 @mattparlmer]

If medicine was held to the standard of rigor that software engineering is - let alone the discipline you see in aircraft or bridges - way fewer people would die unnecessarily

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

What are you going to do with the HP?

[Verterex Properties 🏡 🚗 @Verterex_Prop]

In anything you do, please don't check the horsepower of this car, you'll be disappointed.

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

As a matter of fact, if my wife brought up that conversation before marriage. It’s over!!!
Any one that brings up that conversation is walking red flag 🚩
He’s a god damn weakling. And for him to even accept that shit, the wife knows he’s weak.

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

Some men really go through a lot in this thing called marriage.

A colleague once started a conversation saying none of her husband’s relatives could spend a full weekend with them, talk less of staying longer.

Then the oldest person in our office, a 46-year-old man, shared his own experience. He said before he and his wife got married, they both agreed that no family members would come stay with them.

Fast forward 10+ years into the marriage, he said he had lost count of how many times his wife’s siblings had stayed over. minimum stay was 3 months. According to him, he genuinely didn’t have a problem with it.

But then something happened.

His own brother came to Lagos after almost a decade, just to sort something out and spend a weekend. He said there was no attitude his wife didn’t show that brother.

Honestly, it just makes you wonder… why do some women behave like this?

[Onye mmuo @unkn0wncryptic]

Tell that werey to use spoon and stop that nonsense knife and fork thing. Asian the original rice eaters eat it with their fingers.
Nothing is cute about eating rice with fork and knife when it’s not an international business meeting.
Even Brits don’t do that fork and knife shit

[Omo Ure 🇳🇬 @iam__temmyyy]

She did an experiment by wearing hijab for two days in Abuja.

Her conclusion:
“The way you dress affects how people see us.”
📸: Tessyolotta