Average Things Enjoyer

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[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@UintaTriggerite Pls send this to @UtahDroneGuy

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

If the Pentagon wanted to be disruptive, it would list Christians as the *real* Jews and Jews as a heretical yahwist sect.

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

@AdAltum No, Christ is God, but my point is that all this talmudry misses the point

You would never interrogate the salvation of any character in the New Testament this narrowly, & it's obvious why: because they stood in the presence of Jesus of Nazareth & accepted him

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

@CCCorliss (If you did find footprints it would only be one set)

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

What will it be this time?

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

This offers a nice summary of where Mormons currently are in the debate over whether they are Christian or not.

A North Star Moment.

The last North Star Moment occurred when Vivek shit on American culture and everyone realized how much Indians suck.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@StStymie "You love Mormon massacres? Ok, name 3."

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

A lot of the recent Christian ™️ diaglog on here has shown they are addicted to losing. Perpetual losers with a loser mindset.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@LDSTiberius I'll @ you next time, homie.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

Average trad-cath relationship

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

Go to church nigga

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

The LDS church’s goal here is political protection under the Christian umbrella. Which is a new strategy because after Joseph Smith’s murder, they very openly sought a new and separate society in Utah. Now they’re militantly seeking Christian association.

In case you’re wondering what this is all about.

[Bob "The" 𝔻𝕌₡𝕂 🪔 @punished_bobda]

There were dozens of Jesuses who died for humanity's sins in Jerusalem. possibly hundreds. They were all resurrected on the third day and did miracles and were born to virgins named Mary. How do you know you're worshipping the right one?

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@Rog973521 Why can't you just tell them you would prefer no contact like a normal adult? Too anxious?

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

The goyim finally heard about the secret Jesus Christ easter egg in the book we print in 100+ languages and distribute for free throught the entire world.

We certainly wouldn't want anyone to know what we believe, let alone testify of it publicly.

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

Mike, do you believe Jesus Christ physically came to visit North America in the first century AD?

Be careful. Because once you answer, you can’t take it back after you see how the public responds.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@Rog973521 Thank you for no longer inviting them in. Our missionaries have better things to do than have circle jerk theological discussions with strangers.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

@Cloyd_Busch We will drag them kicking and screaming to the judgement bar of God.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

When the muslims come to take their pound of flesh, don't come crawling back to beg.

When the jews finally drag your sons off to war, don't ask us to bail you out.

In the end, I hope you've suffered enough that you can finally swallow your pride.

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

Yeah, keep it up. We will let you guys decimate eachother in the next 30 years war.

Now that I think about it, that explains why you guys are so insufferable.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

I want to give Mike Lee credit for healing the bad blood of the past few months between Protestants and Catholics…

[Bandito🚪🪨🗡️🦃 @alma43_47]

@BowTiedRanger “This is going to be such a disaster for them!”

[Average Things Enjoyer @unknownSC1087]

Der Honigmeister

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most honey eaten in one minute 🍯 1273 grams (44.91 oz) by Andre Ortolf 🇩🇪