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[spoil max @sluttygirlmax]

This why the older black women say don’t bring your friends around your man and don’t tell your friends what you and your man got going on.

[Uncle Desto ☆ @notoriousddb]

Where the fuck would they put it

[GODDE$$ 💎 @AlexisChilombo]

I fear the trans movement lost the plot once they started to define who other people are. Just because you’re confused about your identity doesn’t mean you get to dictate others.

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

How i feel smoking weed at 3am

[christopher @chillcuteboy]

How is that a catch

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Representatividade é tudo mesmo

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[Caber’s Mohawk @CabersMohawk]

Yorkdale gotta be a money laundering front cause even on a busy Saturday 3/4 of these stores got zero customers.

[💌 @clitbait_]

You can’t tell single women ur relationship problems bc this is their only solution

[chai ☕ @sourchai]

I was not aware that the gel they use for ultrasounds was hot as shit i thought they’d be super cold It felt like my Titties were krispy kreme donuts getting glazed

[፬ @_wulad]

oh okay cuz we were wondering

[K80 ☁️ @scriptK80]

“I’m smart I’m just a bad test taker” oh u fail at the part where we find out if you know the stuff

[Frankie “Big Duke” Sinclair @Frankie29185589]

Having a very hard time wrapping my head around this

[Montyrico Fellini 😈 @FishingnWeed]

Getting full off of BBQ is the worst type of fullness a person can experience.

[aashꨄ @mulaamartian]

THANKFUL 🥲🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 #noweaponagainstmeshallprosper

[ؘ @krspwn]

How that one signature selfie you took starts looking after 8 months

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

The devil doesn’t attack you head on, he first plants an idea in your head.

[CreekPete 🇨🇦 @CreekInCAN]

lol the delusions from the pedophile bootlicking American illiterates.

[rune ♀ @femwitness]

im in a irl group of ~20 women & none of us have these ‘symptoms’. none of us are sitting around reading books, crying our eyes out ab romance. we’re cramping, shitting, exhausted, uncomfortable in pads/tampons, taking meds & going to work anyway bc the world doesn’t stop for us