Jim

Won a fruit basket in 1989

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Reminder of the best moment of any Band Aid.

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Bananarama laughing at Bros is the best Christmas song.

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Me: *caught stealing Stilton from an Italian actor's fridge*

MB: That's Monica's Belluccis!

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Norris McWhirter jumping out the hedge dressed as Robespierre singing On A Ragga Tip. What's your favourite wedding day memory?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Colin Farrell talking with his real voice in costume as The Penguin when wrapping production.

[Jim @unknownshoulder]

Chas: "Why did you shoot your dog?"
Dave: "Rabid."
Chas: "Rabid?"
Dave: "Rabid."
Chas: "Rabid?"
Dave: "Rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid, rabid."

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*puts fried egg in shredder*

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A Bridge Too Far [1977] 2h 59m
Abridged Too Far [1977] 17m

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@MooseAllain Noticed you haven't had one of your standard replies so: rabbits don't possess opposable thumbs so would struggle to hold a hosepipe.

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Bring back tumbleweed gifs to confirm you live.

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Which singer shits sweets if you smack his arse hard enough?

Frank Piñata

[Jim @unknownshoulder]

Which singer shits sweets if you smack his arse hard enough?

Frank Piñata

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@MhairiMcF Faded one of these on the window.

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When you're a kidnapped scientist and the villain is screaming at you to finish the invention. Incredibly stressful and annoying. "I'm doing it!" Selfish.

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Would hardly call Mary Poppins depressing.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the most depressing scene ever?

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When you know your crew set you up to win pass the parcel.

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Still have my ticket to that Toni Braxton and Bill Hicks concert that never happened.

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@pipterino I always thought I got her but what Babs says goes.

[Jamie Jones @JamieDMJ]

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

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If I was a singer I'd call myself Lent then when the announcer asked the crowd to give it up for me they wouldn't know whether to cheer or not cheer for a month or so and Lent would be laughing himself sick at the audience's existential crisis.

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How does Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise like his duck?

Shreddered! (Shredded)

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@robpalkwriter It's a little bit runny?