Not Funny Yuvi

I don't think so 160 words is enough to describe myself😜

Memer
That's enough to know much about me
#Namaste😇

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Sitting alone and enjoying my own company

Is better then being surrounded with fake friends.

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

"Ha bhai nahi hu main #modibhagt khud khata hu kahi se nhi aa raha mujhe"😒

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

When friend chases you saying " Tu Roadshow Pe Chalega"
#Vapi #ModiJi #roadshow

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

8 Billion people but Food & Boo is my Priya Mitra 💞

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Diwali is incomplete without this 😂🕯️

So Happy Diwali Guys ✨
#jethalal #Diwali #HappyDiwali

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

" The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go."

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

When he's ready but she says "Baby Aaj Nahi"
Le He*

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

I hate that moment when something kills me inside but I've act like im fine 💔☺️

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Ex:I want you back 🥺

Me: *Screenshot & send it to my bestie*

Us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#emotionaldamage

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey .

I lost 5 kg lemon and 1 kg honey
#lemon #economy

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Pura january “kehndi hundi si” bolne mei nikal gya 😂😂
#apdhillon #February

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Friend: Bhai ek baat samjh nhi aaye sab couples Garba kar rahe hai.
Me: Ha to bc.
Friend: To ek baat bata yeh Gay couples kya karte hai ??
Me: Bc kya karege sab "Garba" khel rahe hai vo puri raat "Dandiya" khelte hoge
😂😂😂
#सत्यवाचां #happynavratri2021

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Stop saying "All Boys Are Same"

Banda tera chutiya kaat kar gaya isme humari kya galti😶😶

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Hum " Main Tera" wala edit banate reh gaye.

Aur vo "Main kesi aur ki hu filhal" keh kar chutiya kaat gaye.

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

I forgive people so quickly not b'coz I'm good but i feel

"Ab kon muh lage is bhosdiwale ke."

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Mature enough for everything but when its about bathing 🛀 in winters i get confused 😶
#winters

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Too lazy to read a book or something but i can read thousands of comments of peeps arguing in a comment section.
.
Yeah thats what I'm 😂

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

Warm wishes on the auspicious occasion of #Diwali. May this festival of lights drive away all darkness from your life.

#HappyDiwali
#HappyDiwali2020

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

When its #KarwaChauth and she not hungry.
.
Dad to her 🙏
.
Tag a Nibbi 😂😝

[Not Funny Yuvi @unknwhacker30]

*After Lockdown*
She:- Let's meet(but where)
He:- Koyi aaye na jaye na
Aao na aisi jagah pe le chalun.
She:- Okay
.
Le jagah
#ZaraThehro #armaanmalik