lily kuhlman

no think. only tweet.

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

i miss hot girl green m&m

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

cackling at this intergenerational mind meld

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Hanes Shapewear Compresses Woman Into Flattering Trapezoid https://t.co/etWuy6HCfN

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

if we just printed more money then we could all quit our jobs and hang out

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

@JukeBaRosh I want to shout this from the rooftops📢📢

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

@MeganCancienne SCREAMING

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

just drove past an inflatable Peanuts nativity in someone’s front yard which begs the question of who, in the Peanuts universe, is Jesus Christ

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

if that’s your girl why is she answering my riddles three

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

@murphy1800 this but make it the 1,2 punch that is buying a $7 coffee and oops also getting your spotify bill at the same time

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[Darrion Nguyen @lab_shenanigans]

Forreal tho 🥲

[sarah @sarielizaa]

the spotify sidebar is my fav social media

[trash jones @jzux]

you want me to go to a dinner party. the thing that killed jesus

[Leena Baby💋 @LeenaBaddie]

real

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Dudes be like “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” then post their golf swing

[Spay Or Neuter Your Computer @chaoticgaythey]

I still think testosterone should be pronounced like an italian pasta dish

[lily kuhlman @unkuhlman]

@KerstensNick this. this is the tweet.

[𓅪 Dr Alex Evans 𓅪 @alexevans91]

pondering my borb