Richard

Amazon reviewer, Cook?, Lord of Confusion. Nemesis of my evil alter-ego.

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New blog post? New blog post. https://t.co/TxkE7uTYfP

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What is Roy Keane thinking? https://t.co/rQYMGIv7xe

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"Ten ways to boost your productivity" https://t.co/H43BbfldM6

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#masterchefuk "unpleasant hollandaise" will be the name of my first solo album

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"Make a breakfast dish. You have the ingredients, a basic recipe (floating in a flooded basement), and a vague sense that everyone else is an actor." #masterchefuk

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A professional bassoonist is making flatbreads out of beans. You think, how would I know if I was dreaming? Or being dreamt? #MasterChefUK

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Pastry rectangles, yum #MasterChefUK

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Beginning to wonder if Paddy is being possessed by a demonic bassoon #MasterChefUK

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Bassoons on toast #MasterChefUK

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Cherry milk sauce, of course #MasterChefUK

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Gaston with his cub scout lanyard and mash in choux of course #masterchefuk #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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If one is asked to cook in a pop-up restaurant, surely the only food that can be cooked is soufflés? Pop-up name: soufflé, soufflé or killing me soufflé. #masterchefuk #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Lavender is the new lovage #masterchefuk #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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ONE BLACKBERRY AND ONE LONELY CAULIFLOWER SOLDIER ON THAT PLATE
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Prawn and camomile? Me and no! #masterchefuk #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Gaston Le Roux - the phantom of the chopping board #MasterchefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Smoke me some ewe's curd, I'm off out to burn some new potatoes #MasterchefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Jay Rayner, a Roman Emperor reincarnated in the body of a musketeer #MasterchefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Who had Crispy Mackerel Skeleton in the sweepstake? #MasterchefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals

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Marcus is not a badger - he is a wolf, limping beside a crevasse in the height of winter, the smell of snow still to come borne on the wind. #MasterchefUK #MasterChefTheProfessionals