unLogicl

Poet. Builder. Twitter popcorn enjoyer. Here to watch the Quantum Apocalypse unfold in front of our eyes.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@CoffinItUp He could absolutely play drunk lindsey graham at disney world eyeballing the checkout line of the bubble blower shop for a little too long and eventually having to buy one because why else was he staring at those boys so long in a future biopic.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@LadyForProgress @citizengatsby Same, I never got the appeal. I like some of his ideas, but he is one of the least personable people I've seen.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@LondonRiverSFW he was upset they didn't name it the Trump-FIFA World Peace Prize, I hear he has the inaugural award hidden behind a tarp until they surrender and agree to rename it.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

That nanny-police state everyone has been warning about for decades arrived quietly in the dead of night. Law after law, it will just keep getting worse until people start fighting back.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

Really want to get under some people's skin? Tell maga you're gonna make a change dot org petition to get Mamdani added to Mt. Rushmore. I don't even like Mamdani that much, but man just saying I was going to really did the trick. 10/10 ragebait. Might do again.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

This is a moment that history will look at during this era as the moment people wake up and demand term limits, or yet another moment we slipped further into the idiocracy we are barreling towards. All sides should agree on this by this point, if not then we are not just cooked, we are twice baked potatoes.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

What is going on with Mitch McConnell?

After a health emergency, his staff claimed he was “fully engaged” and recovering.

Over two weeks later, we still know very little and the details leaking out are worse than we thought…

We’re now finding out that he was UNCONSCIOUS before he was rushed to the hospital.

What else are they hiding?

The staff around him are using him to cling to power. Let him rest.

It’s just cruel at this point.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@gayguycandleco botched MAGA face surgery/injections.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

Matt Smith will always be my favorite Doctor. He is the reason why my cat wears a tiny bow tie on his collar.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

The most successful psyop of all time was wealthy Republicans convincing poor Republicans that hard-working immigrants in blue states were the reason they’ve stayed poor in their red states. It worked for a while, but is finally falling apart.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Call me an idiot, but I just sent $40 directly to @elonmusk the richest man in the world using @XMoney for no other reason than I just can. lol

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

We have already watched the documentary about what is happening to the Democrat party right now. The exact same shit happened to Republicans just a few years ago when the extremist Tea party hijacked them and forever changed the course of modern politics for the worse. Maybe this time it'll play out different, but unlikely.

[Andrew Mercado @AndrewMercado]

Let’s all go touch the Lincoln Reflection Pool water they can’t arrest us all

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@cturnbull1968 Mark's coping mechanism is starting to have a mental breakdown in the middle of his mental breakdown.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@DaAngryOstrich probably a bad time to tell him he is about due for a haircut lol

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The best way to make America Great Again is to make the government fear the people again.

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

"Daydream
I fell asleep beneath the flowers
For a couple of hours
On a beautiful day

Daydream
I dream of you amid the flowers
For a couple of hours
Such a beautiful day"

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fascism does not arrive saying “I am fascism.” It arrives saying “law and order,” “border security,” “anti-woke,” “election integrity,” and “national emergency.”

[unLogicl @unlogicl]

@EndGameWW3 welp, in before taco calls bibi fuckin crazy and demand he turn his fuckin planes around...

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

lol if you aren’t following Hunter Biden
you should