The United States

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

GAYS OF HORMUZ IN FULL REVOLT

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@georgelazenby There is no custom more befitting American ideals than our constant, repeating remembrances of Death.

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@JoeBiden Please put Mr. Trump in a safe place somewhere so he doesn't hurt himself or anyone else, thereby ruining reconstruction. Show Mercy, but seek Justice. We've shown in our numbers that we believe you to be a man of humility and dignity. Please bear that out. Please Seek Justice.

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@SunjeevBery All we need is to get Antonio Banderas' agent to convince him to say the word TEARNADO during a taped interview. From there it's pretty much gravy.

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@JoeBiden Man that’s deep.

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@wtyandell What was her advice?

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@Franklin_Graham Hey yo what did he say about Nationalism, G? Also, are the beatitudes true? Because, if so, prosperity gospel ain’t. Seen?

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

@BettyBowers IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO BE JESUS

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

AMERICA: HERE HAVE AN ASSAULT RIFLE

ALSO AMERICA: SORRY UR DAUGHTER GOT SHOT! THOUGHTS & PRAYERS 4U

AAND AMERICA: NO INSURANCE? LOL 2 BAD

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S PORTRAIT ADDRESSES GRIEVING NATION

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

THE US GOVERNMENT HAS SOLD OVER $20 BILLION IN WEAPONS TO SAUDI ARABIA SO THEY COULD DROP CLUSTER BOMBS ON CIVILIANS IN YEMEN. #NeverForget

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

GOOD NEWS! ONLY 3 HURRICANES THIS WEEK!

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

REUTERS: US GOVERNMENT VOTED WORLD'S WORST REALITY TELEVISION PROGRAMME

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

ANTARCTICA IS NOT FALLING APART IT IS JUST HAVING BABY ANTARCTICAS DO NOT WORRY PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR WORK STATION NOW THANK YOU

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

FUCK CLEAN AIR
FUCK CLEAN WATER
& FUCK THE FUTURE

[The United States @UNlTEDSTATES]

OLD RICH WHITE DUDES ARE A PREEXISTING CONDITION