madison, or whatever

just a creature having a human experience

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“girls w no female friends are a red flag” no a lot of us just had weird moms okay like sorry the first lady i ever met hated my guts for some reason and it resulted in me being an off-putting brunch companion forgive me

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

soft launching my disappearance

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

sorry about the lack of correspondence, my carrier pigeon keeps shredding your letters to decorate her nest

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

My son is gonna be so mad when I name him Garrett (short for cigarettes)

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

[marie @astou_jolie]

Why the fuck is everything polyester

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Strawberry shortcake if you can hear me pls help me

[BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️ @bigempressnergy]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

There is genuinely too much shit going on

[madison, or whatever @unnamedpparty]

we’re not canceling, but we are judging

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

Babe we’re not canceling Posh Spice. Some people are foundational mothers. The spice girls are a structural pillar of our shared reality. We all experienced that or are currently living through the impact of that. Sorry Brooklyn. Also ur wife (allegedly) killed her nanny lol

[culture @notgwendalupe]

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It genuinely feels like December 34th, 2025 for me. Somebody please release me

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Welcome to the Scariest Sunday of them all

[g @34rths]

I'm an adult the same way as a tomato is a Fruit

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

for christmas i’d like to know why

[🦢 @meishato]

everybody in the grocery store is my enemy and i will not be elaborating