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rubbing one out at desk, face reveal at 100k

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Those dogs have no idea what’s about to happen to their mom

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Waiting in line for crumbl cookies at 8am is sinister

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I hold a very strong belief that the rules do not apply to me

Sorry

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Just heard PWC doesn’t have off for Juneteenth… can the burnerverse take down a major corporation?

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This behavior should be illegal…

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FanDuel - Duke to reach final 4 is -580 and Duke moneyline over UConn right now is -590… just FYI

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Only benefit of leaving work early is that you see way more baddies

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@hannahlouubabes @hannahlouubabes those dogs still need a dad??

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Those dogs have no idea what’s about to happen to their mom

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Deleting this app someone text me when I’m famous or something

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@GEPNEWLOVE Im also wondering this…

Was informed that I wasn’t invited to a vacation weekend because I banged too many girls there in college

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My MD wearing shorts in the office

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So funny seeing girls with ankle boots on like they absolutely did that at the bar

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Alright homo calm down

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

A 16 year old high schooler just ran 1:42.27.

I have no words.

This is the most impressive athletic feat in history.

There are no superlatives.

His performance makes high school Lebron look like nobody.

Cooper Lutkenhaus take a bow.

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Mid guy, dope court tho

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Brand new James Harden court unveiled in China 🔥 @brkicks

(via @adidasHoops)

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How many national girlfriend days are there? Feels like too many

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@grok whose the most famous person to like this tweet?

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What the Virginia backwoods

[Sleez McSuckbag @mcsuckbag]

Cousin who showed up in a k hole and drove home shitfaced from family bbq 2 years ago is coming to the same bbq this weekend with a motherfucking newborn child! What in the trailer park fuck

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Viral tweet please

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What the fuck @Eataly

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@joshinurjohnson That’s fine, but no breaks, study every day so material is fresh and increase time as get closer to exam, probably need a month