Ryan

Not all heroes wear cakes. Not financial advice. Do your own research. Don’t even listen to me.

[Ryan @unocardshark]

@VitalVegas Golden Gate & Main St just having fun minding their own business today until they both took this stray in the arm.

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@VitalVegas @GoldenGateVegas If @DerekJStevens ever authorized turning down the audio volume at his casinos, i might never leave the building. They would probably have to install a chair with my name on it at the @CircaLasVegas Overhang Bar.

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@withers940 @espn There is no chance he could have possibly known how to throw a football before arriving at UNT.

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@longjohnsilvers i need a good explanation why the mac & cheese (with crumblies of course) is no longer showing on the menu. Seriously, bring that back as soon as possible, please.

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@VitalVegas If people still playing at Caesar’s properties are the only ones suffering, is it really a problem?

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@EnthusiAdams You’re no longer allowed to stop until at least age 91. Everyone knows it’s not a big 🏀 game in Denton unless we see you there.

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@MeatChurch holiday holy trinity of bbq

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@GroovyBruce BRISCO

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@VitalVegas @SilvertonCasino @theDlasvegas Bar Canada would be so great if it wasn’t for this massive issue.

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@greg16676935420 Huge if true

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@dmepower yo southridge ain’t workin

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@mosleyj22 @MeanGreenSports what will it take to get rid of the DJ and the constant loud music at the Super Pit?

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@primevideo football is absolutely unwatchable with your stream. It’s the worst quality i’ve seen in years. Tuning out, thanks for nothing.

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@SmirnoffUS my last one 😢

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@ILoveTacoCasa i’m not ordering your nachos again until you get rid of the awful tortilla strip chips. They’re just terrible tasting and ALWAYS broken. I love you, but I’m done with those. Thank you for always good tacos and friendly service.

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@wingstop no complaints about the supply of ranch though. Definitely more volume and flavor than the chicken.

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@wingstop i’m so sorry, but this is the first time i’ve tried your chicken sandwich, and it’s seriously the worst i’ve maybe ever had. So dry I can’t have another bite. Never been disappointed by you until now.

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@northtexaseagle @wrenbaker Stalking McCasland

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@Chilis @chilis decided to make this year even worse. I do not want any free crispy crispers… they are not good. Bring back the Original.

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@carlquintanilla Is bonita beach big?