Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname

Stuart little slander account they/she

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

do not ask me "how I'm doing" if you're not prepared to hold me while I cry for 9 hours.

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

My favorite sounds is women drunkenly walking in heels

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

My dads lil girlfriend is 8 months younger than me

[Jordan Sumbu @JordanSumbu]

Black women are six times more likely to be victim of intimate partner violence and these stories coming out around the same time isn’t a coincidence. I believe her, like I believe Halle Bailey and Megan Thee Stallion.

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

@SLCoEmerMngt Has the evacuation lifted

[clare @moethelawn76]

nobody talks ab how when u cut off conservative friends you’re cutting off boat access

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

It was not as friends everyone. We got to the bottom of it

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

Me asking for a sign if he likes me back and he gave me a heart necklace

But maybe as friends?????

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

@tthrashparticle And eating well and getting good sleep 😭

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

Why is the bitch that ended our friendship saving the TikTok videos I post?! Fan behavior.

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Wanna see a dead body?

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

Testing something

[Mason “Never Met A Man” Lastname @unofficialmae]

This is no shade to anyone bc I have that weird thing about hearing people eat but one of the things I love the most about living alone is that I never have to hear anyone eat.

[Alexis W. @lextakesthecity]

Tipping culture has become horrendous. No, I am not tipping the barista because they made my ice coffee the way that it should be made. Tipping culture is for servers and other workers that don’t make their full pay and survive off tips. Is everyone okay?

[Etwina @Ettytalks]

@downbadcomment Dark 😂