Owain

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

You can't witter quicker than a quick Rick Witter

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@John__Phipps @richardpbacon Protected by the very officers that they would have been throwing bricks at if they had the chance

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

Do I do alright with the ladies you ask? Well I've just caught my 14,000th Pokémon, so I hope that answers the question

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

I still don't understand how we all live in a world that accepts that Jill Dando was assassinated on her doorstep, a guy was wrongly framed for it and then rightly released.
Somebody walked up to her and shot her in the head. No explaination and that's alright. What the fuck?

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

Ok yes, oh my God yes, I accept the cookies, all the cookies. All of them. Cover me in cookies. Feed them to me until they burst out of my chest Alien style. The answer is yes.. I accept the cookies

[Ukie @uk_ie]

NEWS: The UK consumer games market hit a record high of £7bn in 2020.

The consumer market grew by 29.9% compared to 2019's figure and beat the previous record total of £5.7bn by over a billion pounds.

https://t.co/BvR6WAFyH2

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@Joannechocolat Hello, I'm a waiter in a tv drama. The Police want to talk with me but I will not stop setting up the tables, even for a minute, and insist that they follow me around the restaurant while we discuss the triple murder I witnessed this morning.

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@ukieluke I am getting heavier as the years pass though

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@microphonemayne @CM_Hints @cm9798 Space bar... yes of course.. thanks a lot, it's been over 20 years since I last fired this game up. I will be keen to see any hints or tactics you have, my first run is not going well at all... thanks again

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

I’d rather have a burgundy coloured EU passport that gives unrestricted freedom of movement to live, work, study and travel around 27 other countries than a blue coloured UK passport that doesn’t offer these freedoms. Please retweet if you agree.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

All we want is for future history books to record, "The following year, 2021, could not have been more of a contrast..."

[Ste Carson @sjrcarson]

PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@elltell incredible. World Champions, European Champions and now Premier League Champions. 30 years over tonight. What a team. Jurgen Klopp is a giant of a manager. Get the fuck in #ynwa

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

No words needed #ynwa

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[AIN'T NO DISCO @stevie128k]

30 miles to Barnard Castle
#MadeInDreams #DomCum #PS4share

https://t.co/I9ZCOJMfOC

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

grant shapps

[Owain @unoriginalowain]

@OmarChaudhuri @21stClub 6337 please