catch me if you can

how to box my whole personality like this

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

people my age are having kids and I’m just here counting down the hours until i see the new Spider-Man movie

[Chris @citehchris]

they should pay you 500k a year just cause you’re such a joy to have in the office

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i am not flirting with you, i’m just very pretty and charismatic!

[alli @sonofalli]

when my boss says “good job” instead of “go off diva you absolutely ate with that, you’re my favorite workplace icon”

[Nightbloom @Nightbloomc]

That's us...

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Thinking like this will actually save you

[catch me if you can @unpersecutedme]

Excited about spiderman movie

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[JhaatCPT @dikshitposting]

Coworker got the coolest thing for our desk

[catch me if you can @unpersecutedme]

I’m sleeeepy

[زماں @Delhiite_]

Aamir Khan was the first major public figure to face intense hatred from the BJP and its supporters during the release of PK in 2014 and again in 2015–16 over the "INTOLERANCE" controversy.
— Despite the relentless backlash, he received little to no support from anywhere.
— Calling him a coward doesn't match the facts.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

[diana🧍🏽‍♀️ @reelmadridcf]

This is the hot people final

[B🇪🇸 @BlSBAAS]

not a single fine shyt from argentina very hard on the eyes team

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

Chak De India me bhi Argentina wale match me he sabse zyada dhakka mukki hui thi

[K @StopThatXavii]

I aspire to be a hater like this