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50% of Pet Courgette, your favourite band you never heard of.

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

In case you missed it, here is our latest release. A labour of love with our good friend James Wakefield. Fun fact, the dog belongs to Madonna's backup dancers. #newmusic #musicvideo #nonpop https://t.co/RzRKHflNya

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@blairewhite Which one? So many to choose from

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@tracydawn65 Hi Tracy, please could you explain to me what the March is about?

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@IainDale Would you like ketchup, or mayo for you hat? Bon apetito

[Alex @skybluegrys]

Rishi Sunak: “You Saw what I did during Covid”

#itvdebate

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@NadineDorries @carrielbjohnson Girl have some self respect. He ain't in to you even if he did thumb you

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@RishiSunak There is no travel advice.

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@IoWBobSeely Absurd is 13 years of tories and what you've done to this country xx

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

You'd think Jane's piano would be tuned #gogglebox

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

Earlier, I spoke to @mrjamesob on @LBC about the Privileges Committee report into Boris Johnson. Today, Parliament has finally declared that Boris Johnson is a liar, two years after I was thrown out of the Commons for saying as much. The system needs to change.

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@LaraLeaTrump @realDonaldTrump Yes darling, the dress code is "orange jumpsuit"

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@SouthseaScene Lots on the iow too

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@MailOnline Top journalism here 🙄

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

👀Fascinating insight into how No 10 reacted to my initial query about Partygate - all in the bundle drop just released by privileges committee.

“I don’t know what we say about the flat”.

“Just be robust and they’ll get bored…”

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@JimBlower Underrated tweet right here.

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

Now for another episode of Blokes Never Learning That Honesty Isn't Always The Best Policy #MAFSAU

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

@mrjamesob you patience is commendable. Like seems to think her feelings are airworthy and more important than facts...

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

Daily Quordle 386 so hard!!
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[Pet @unpluggedchick]

My 20s were all about the thrill, my 30s so far have been all about my career, meanwhile I get the sense that my 40s are going to be all about lidl's chocolate donuts

[Pet @unpluggedchick]

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[Pet @unpluggedchick]

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