ruby

almost completely serious

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this is me. also me. also still me.

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@wobbpy hallo, wie geht es dir?

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wish i spoke german. the number of jobs i’d qualify for would be insane

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@stopmaking5ense not really, at least not in tourism. german and even dutch would be much more useful. a lot of the jobs around here require either of those, besides russian

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@pawspatroll oh, it’s not that. i work in tourism and german is a requirement for a lot of the jobs i’d be interested in

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americans don’t deserve the privilege of the rest of us speaking their language but unfortunately i want them to understand me when i call them brain-dead idiots

[the prophetess. @NEPOPHOBIA]

“yall yall yall yall yall” and ur from germany 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Henry3094638447 sure, i’ll dm you his email

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who wants to take me as their wife and financially support me for the rest of my life

[zombie @marsfairyy]

i need a beautiful man to text me random facts intermittently throughout the day

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@Henry3094638447 can you call internationally?

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hurt my feelings and i’ll make sure you regret discovering that i know how to curse people

[ElectronicBodyMoid @EBMoid]

i’m like if a tortured artist made no art

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@Henry3094638447 anything if it means i can quit my job

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i may be somewhat neurotic, but i also care very deeply

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and obviously he should come home with a gift. preferably food. occasionally surprise me with something he saw and immediately thought of me. remember random things i mentioned three weeks ago. basically i want to be on his mind against his will

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ideal candidate must have a frankly unreasonable amount of enthusiasm for me. must be excited to talk to me, see me, spend time with me etc etc. should be counting down the hours until he can get home to me, texting me about how much he misses me despite seeing me four hours ago

[dosa @dishasterr]

and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together

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so i guess my husband is divorcing me

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talk to me

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i feel like i’m made entirely of sadness tonight

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@yesnomaybdontno glad to see you’re alive