Me having a mental breakdown at work and yelling at my manager
Manager: you know what if you can't work under pressure just go home
Me: fine I'll send the resignation email sitting in my drafts
*silence*
Manager: I meant go rest and come back
Me: Hi this is ... how can I help you?
Customer: internet not working
Me: *does necessary troubleshooting steps and fixes the issue*
Customer: Rawa7to 3leye 10 minutes mn match l boxing how will you compensate me
Instant regret for fixing the issue