Unreal Headlines

Unreal, vile, outrageous and biased headlines from “journalists”

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Kristen Wong of Sports Illustrated writes vile headline: “Sophie Cunningham got a bitter taste of karma” in wake of bloody foul during contentious WNBA game.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders warns Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, & Zuckerberg to stop building "machines that humans cannot control" or face action from the U.S. Senate.

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Orice W. Brown claims DOGE didn’t save as much money as it says it did. Yea, sure, ok.

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When will Al Sharpton and Ben Crump gather up the mob to proclaim “racism” on this plea deal?

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@RollingStone https://t.co/tDvD2HKy68

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She’s been engaged to a white man for years now. Just have children. It’s not like she has a chance in 28’

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She’s been engaged to a white man for years now. Just have children. It’s not like she has a chance in 28’

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Troy Matthews is so far left that anything close to the center is considered “far-right” to him.

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Actually it’s because your party shut down the country in 2020.

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

Your life is more expensive today because of Donald Trump.

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

CBS fired the team that made 60 Minutes must-watch TV. Now that team is reportedly building a $50M rival, with the same reporters, the same producers, the same rigor. You don’t get to keep the brand if you let the talent walk.

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Woke 2 is gonna be even more lit

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Just the same 7 cities instead

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

We need a system where every election isn't decided by the same 7 states.

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Inviting the people from the country of chaos is not the solution.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

It's repulsive how many people jeer at this stuff. Haiti is controlled by armed gangs. People are starving, it's hard to get basic essentials like medicine, & violence is routine. Every smug keyboard warrior mocking this man would also be sobbing if they were living his reality.

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Josh Eells (@josheells) wonders why an Islamic anchor baby terrorist sympathizer who said “America deserved 9/11” is feared by Americans.

(AI image of Josh Eells as I imagined)

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Communism isn’t “progressive”

[ABC News @ABC]

In the wake of progressive Dr. Abdul El-Sayed's victory in Michigan's Senate primary on Tuesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the party is "experiencing a time of renewal" and is "unifying" and focused on winning in November. https://t.co/U0kkppNGwv

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“Even though she wasn’t obese”

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

A Californian teenager studying law in London died while taking a popular weight loss shot even though she wasn't obese, an inquest heard https://t.co/rZuDtVHcHY 🔗

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Communism isn’t “progressive”

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Abdul El-Sayed, a progressive Senate candidate in Michigan, spoke with former President Barack Obama after his Aug. 4 primary win. https://t.co/8mIBDCclLg

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Vic Verbalaitis disregards fake doctor and terrorist sympathizer Abdul El-Sayed cringe dance ads to mock Mike Roger’s ads instead.

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Erin Keller smears brave trans women who simply wants to play basketball.

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Bigot Leah Asmelash doesn’t like the idea of trans women playing in the WNBA after the political right takes an interest.