Sour Brian

lazy adventurer, love the number 13, any shade of blue, and I'm a cuddler...

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@MattWallace888 @RepLuna Why not?

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@MythicalChef No. There is no such thing as plant based meat. Meat is meat. Plants are plants. Meat and plants go together. They can’t replace one another.

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@VeVaxe Well it’s either an upside down 67 or an upside down 7 and a 9.

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@RobDenBleyker You should hire him STAT!!! He’s got a future!

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When #meatongrill I’m happy. Also I enjoy basic human rights. It’s a sirloin. It makes me happy. #sirloin

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@SpaceX this might be an issue…

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@rickygervais Then for fucks sake, NEVER RETWEET ME! 🤣

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Wishing you all an Easter Sunday of joy & tranquillity, not terror & trauma.🐰😩

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@questlove I believe

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@LSUwbkb CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL YALL! 💜💛 Your hard work paid off!!! 🥰😻

[NPR @NPR]

LSU's win was the first time a women's team broke the 100-point mark in a national championship game. https://t.co/DSrr9KpLhZ

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@snowlikejonn DAT TREE JUST NOW THO!!! 😵

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@snowlikejonn This is an incredible game!

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@CharlieDayQuote

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@tryguys Michael Jordan’s Steakhouse Chicago! On Michigan Ave!!!!

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@Chicago_History Zero 🤣

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@brokenlizard @QuasiMovie @NASCARatCOTA Well… ALMOST the full gang… @SteveLemme

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@RobDenBleyker @Iron_Spike Is that og Aeon Flux I’m seeing?

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@JPGraziano I’ve said it before and I’ll proudly say it again! Y’all’s muffuletta is the absolute best outside New Orleans. It was a welcomed taste of home for the decade I spent in Chicago. Y’all, know JP G’s will always be a stop when I visit my in-laws! 🥰❤️

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@MythicalChef That’s what you get for not being lazy! 🥰😻❤️

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@Chicago_History Mustard game on point!!! 😻