Pizza loving biped

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@duolingo Yep, got it! Thanks for the help!

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@duolingo pretty sure I had a streak freeze but I lost my streak for some reason?

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@duolingo Sorry! It's ph.7NvJQ5

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@duolingo Lol it's MeowMeowWowWow

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@Theaachooo Should start charging for the free stand up routine imo

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@TheBingCept They already have my data they know what to do.

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@scientists pls confirm how I can get smooth clear skin like an axolotl? Is it because of the feathery gills? Is there correlation?

[Ktk @KPremrajka]

The vaccines actually take the chip OUT of your body. Wake up, sheeple.

#facts

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

@Theaachooo Pls share pls

[LilliputianLass @thelilliput]

@xianikaix @unscryptid I have just produced a tragic study of the struggle during these tough times

Tits down to my knees
Working hard to get those degrees
Makeup on but no-one sees
Can I go back to sleep, please?

#braoffoclock #OnlineClasses #literarymasterpiece

[break down now🕺🏽 @Theaachooo]

@JessicaChiara97 @unscryptid it u

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

Chores take less time than picking out a playlist to listen to while you do them.

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

"What's happening?" Twitter prompts me.
Idk anymore dude, this whole year feels unreal.

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

Omg they put Schrödinger into the box?!

[break down now🕺🏽 @Theaachooo]

Two of my close friends got into post grads and then theres me jus laughing at reverse Schrödinger

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Didn’t Spend Millions On Awesome Tank Just To Let Protests Stay Peaceful https://t.co/7Sorq7vhND

[break down now🕺🏽 @Theaachooo]

I have, once again, been denyed love.
Mama said no cats. :/

[Pizza loving biped @unscryptid]

You were temporarily possessed by an American who doesn't want to wear a mask.

[break down now🕺🏽 @Theaachooo]

I CALLED OXYGEN LEVELS AIR LEVELS SAVE ME LMAOOO