Utkarsh Goklani

Building India's best non-fiction publishing house.

Cynic. Bibliophile. Contrarian. Sardonic. Career Break Thriver. LFC.

IIMA. BITS.

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@DeyRitoja Have you seen the state of your traffic and infra? Delulu might be the solulu, but don't live your life in permanent delulu

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@wtfaisu Sure buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night, if you even get sleep, that is. And no surprise that for attention whores like you, being in the news somehow, with any desperate means, is the pinnacle of success

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@sowmay_jain @upsurgelabs @trygulab @athenaproduces So the pandemic of idiocy will shift base to Mumbai now - nice!

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@swapneilparikh The team has humiliation kink. They love being publicly humiliated from time to time

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@kunalvg Stop defending idiotic behaviour under the garb of experimentation. If someone lacks basic sense, that person would get that feedback loud and clear. Have you seen the arrogant attitude of these two-bit growth hackers until they received the backlash?

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@TheHolyKau Ignore this advice. This approach would infuriate me and a lot many others I know, because it would be inauthentic.

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@swapneilparikh Left no crumbs - loved it! These peptide-loving pesticides from Bangalore need to be brought a peg down.

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@ps__2112 Kiss your money goodbye

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@bruschetamine You have absolutely no idea about either city, considering what you have written.

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@ashishisdumb I lived in Mumbai for 7 years, took it probably just 2 or 3 times in totality.

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@palakgoyal694 The entirety of our country is a human chain

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@DoBaniye Go to the right ones

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@hunnykumar1908 And no concept of taste too

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@Preeti__agm Erm what? Did Fadnavis personally hire you as his cheerleader? Because pts 2 and 3 are absolutely diabolical

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@drcheruvarun Kudos for saving the rest of the Varuns by putting out a sensible take 😅

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India has four seasons:

1. Heatwave
2. Waterlogging
3. Pollution
4. Weddings

Calling India a banana republic atp is a massive disrespect to banana, the fruit.

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@themighty089 @facts_reveal You are an absolute idiot if you believe that locals in Mumbai don't understand Hindi. I am yet to meet even one single person from Mumbai who doesn't know Hindi. Divisive people like you just want to watch the world burn.

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@SinghOfSoftware I am telling you for your sake don't double down on this. Maybe it's the naivety of youth, maybe it's the pressure from your friends - trust me, you are digging a new hole every few hours for yourself. Eventually, you will find a hole big enough to consume you. Take a day off.

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@varundubey The entire organizing team seems to have a humiliation kink