buzzfeed unsolved bot

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this bot is officially dead. thank you so much for following along <3

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@lovliesdaisy thank you! <3

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this bot is officially dead. thank you so much for following along <3

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RYAN, doing his solo investigation: No no no, please don't come in here! AH! Oh god!
SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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RYAN: Oh, and it's suddenly got really cold, that's fun.
SHANE: Time really flies when you're down there in the darkness.

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If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'There was a funny little frog in there or something.'

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SHANE: Send 'em out, throw a parade for the anomalies.
RYAN: That's what I just did. And you know what? You're allowed to have a different opinion. I personally think it's evidence, but you know.
SHANE: That's great.
RYAN: (wheeze) 'That's great'.

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Right after we leave, our audio recorder picks up a strange voice possibly saying, 'I love pooping.'

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RYAN, doing his solo investigation: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Ryan-Oh my god! Okay.
SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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RYAN: I don't even wanna look behind me, because I feel like something's behind me.
SHANE: Ryan's five minutes are up, but I'm gonna just give him a few more minutes. Make him think that he's going nuts.

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RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say…
SHANE: Now's the time.
SPIRIT BOX: I want the best house in your neighborhood.

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If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'Meh, go fuck yourself.'

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RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say…
SHANE: Now's the time.
SPIRIT BOX: You do know the rumors of this place, right?

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RYAN: You know what, I rescind what I said earlier. I won't pour tea and fold clothes, I'll be a ghost cop.
SHANE: Yeah, that's actually pretty badass.
RYAN: Ryan Bergara,
BOTH: GHOST COP

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RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say…
SHANE: Now's the time.
SPIRIT BOX: And now the magic happens.

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RYAN, doing his solo investigation: Oh my god, this is the fucking worst.
SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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RYAN: I can't wait to shoot me a ghost cowboy in the street.
SHANE: I don't even know how that works, but I'll be right there beside you, buddy.

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SHANE, to the demons of the Viaduct Tavern: Do your very best to kill me!

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RYAN: I don’t even wanna know what he’s doing. When I watch this edit later, I'm gonna be pissed off.
SHANE, doing his solo investigation: Tear my eyeballs out.

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SHANE, to the ghosts of Rolling Hills Asylum: If you turn on those lights you'll go to heaven.

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RYAN, doing his solo investigation: Oh my god. Oh sh—Oh fuck, oh god, I really don't like this.
SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.