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hourly quotes from unstable universe/unstableverse (may contain spoilers!)

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// Hi everyone!! Because the bot likes to post the same quotes over and over, we decided to post the full spreadsheet of every quote currently loaded into the bot for you all to see! Comments are on so have fun
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[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

Look, look, I know we have a long history behind us, but the point is, is that it’s history, and… it’s behind us. Like you know- like the word history is a past tense word, which also means that everything in history, is in the past.

[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

// turns out twt decided to just. stop free dev accounts so unless they bring it back the bot might be gone for good :(

[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

// mb guys bot will be up again Hopefully soon... it keeps crashing so we got 2 mods working on figuring it out LOL

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// ive tried everything short of making a blood pact with a demon

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// update: I DONT KNOWWWWWWWW

[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

// mb guys bot will be up again Hopefully soon... it keeps crashing so we got 2 mods working on figuring it out LOL

[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

Also I will rewatch the spoke episode to get the quotes for it. Eventually... I gotta emotionally prepare myself for that again

[unstableverse bot @unstableB0T]

// mb guys bot will be up again Hopefully soon... it keeps crashing so we got 2 mods working on figuring it out LOL

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You think death is a joke, huh?

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You stole Ferre.

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Why'd they give us ten stacks of flower pots? What are we supposed to do with that?

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Manepear whispers to you: ur a lost cause

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God, all of you guys are so evil.

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REK: I'm in I'm in I'm in!
DERAP: You're in? What do you mean you're in? We're out!
REK: Oh yeah- I mean out- I mean out- I mean in that I'm out- I'm in and out!

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Well, I guess neither of you can expect the other to change.

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No, I just think that people are nicer than us.

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I need teammates so bad, bro, I'm so lonely.

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Here, you can- you can have your weapon. I got mine.

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MANE: It's time for you to branch out your wings- no to- I said- I- so basically what I'm trying to say-
WEMMBU: You are not Parrotx2, bro.

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Parrot was the last person I wanted to see here.

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KEN: He says he's both a Warrior and a Farmer.
WIFIES: I don't doubt it.

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I don't think this would be happening if Spoke was dead right now.