Danie-bananie

“I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

if i eat pretzels and drink beer...if i close my eyes and pretend really hard...i can imagine myself at the bar drinking what's on tap

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

just know, random neighbor who keeps letting their dog off lead and wander in to my yard while my dog is just trying to chill and enjoy the outside, I will catch you soon

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

As someone who is allergic to corn, we need to come up with new movie theater snacks please 🙏🏼

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

@MiahWoods It’s better now 😭😭 Thank GOODNESS lol

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

Waitress : How are things here?
Me: Good. How are you?
Waitress:
Waitress: Good! *laughs*

I can never come here again.

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

ITS 5 IN THE MORNING AND UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IS PLAYING LOUD MUSIC. MY DUDE. DO NOT. I’m already having such a bad night. Please, my guy. Shut your bass off.

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

We have a new upstairs neighbor. And we can hear him snore in our living room (we think he’s sleeping on the floor, but that’s a whole other story). And this dude goes to bed before 9 and it’s now 10:45 in the morning and he’s still sleeping. I wanna know how he does it.

[buildabear @buildabear]

NEW! Blueberry Cow is joining our Strawberry Cow to make the cutest farm friends! Don’t forget a yummy blueberry or strawberry scent to make your cow friend even sweeter.

*Strawberry Milkshake Wristie Coming Soon to US!

US: https://t.co/GybOpUAgVK
UK: https://t.co/eePTkmuQ1h

[Squishmallows @squishmallows]

New Bigfoot Incoming 📣📣

We’re releasing a new style this #SeasonOfSquish! Drop a “☃️” if you’re adding this Benny to your Holiday DISO.

#SquishmallowsDay #Squishmallows #SelectSeriesSquishmallows

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

What are Phyllis and Stanley doing in my Cheerios ad??

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

As someone who HAD TMobile home internet? Uh no. Sorry not sorry, John Travolta

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

@TommyBracco How did you know!?

[Royal Ram Resin @ResinRam]

Did I tell yall I made regular strawberry dice too. 🥰

#dice #dicecraft #diceset #pathfinder #dnd #ttrpg #ttrpgdice #polyhedraldice #homebrewdice #handmadedice #handmade #smallbusiness

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

Finally saw Hadestown live. Two important things:
1. Yea, I did cry. I cried hard.
2. Hades 😍🥰

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

I tried making hot coffee. Tasted watered down. Tried making iced coffee. Tasted kind of burnt somehow. I just want COFFEE PLEASE 😭 IM RUNNING ON FUMES ALREADY AND ITS ONLY 8 AM

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

I just realized my last tweet was December 9th. So here’s a rundown of the last month :
• Yes, I’m still alive
• No, nothing of interest has happened
• You’ve caught up

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

WHAT is Joel McHale doing in my Spider-Man movie!?

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

@MiahWoods Dinobot…maybe slide in a lil Blackarachnia too🕷️👀

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

Me: Listen. I liked Bumblebee. But I wish they would just stop making Tranformer movies. They’re just kinda meh.

*Beast Wars trailer released*

Me: 👀👀

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

@MiahWoods Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssss.

[Danie-bananie @Unstable_Zebra]

Donna Noble had one of the saddest endings in all of television history. No one can convince me otherwise.