Unsuck MTA

Allow us to be the outlet for your @MTA frustrations. Use @UnsuckMTA.

Don't take us too seriously. We exist purely to troll the MTA with hilarious retweets.

[Chris 💛 @NotChrisMedina]

How am I supposed to blame the MTA for being late if everything is online

[Unsuck MTA @unsuckMTA]

@fckjoshy @MTA We live to troll the MTA and even we don't find this amusing.

[Elisa Fox @elisafoxfarrow]

No one:
Random on MTA: sprays self with Lysol. #literallyjusthappen

[ʆαδψ ɾεςίςϯεɾ @NYCPhotoUES]

On the N train, 57th St -7th Ave Station “Transfer here for Q train” Gets off train, sign on platform “there is no Q train at this station” WHAAAAT?! #fuckmta @unsuckMTA

[Chams @Balbazz]

How is refilling your MTA card before your subway leaves not an Olympic sport?

[Tony Polanco @Romudeth]

The MTA was extra MTA today.

[Silly Goose, Esq. @alliejaykay]

I, personally, would not like the MTA to improve. It would take away the best excuse for being late.

[Vitaliy Shtapura @VitaliyShtap]

Who knew the MTA could be so sexy 😏

[Gregory Mansfield @GHMansfield]

Bus rider:”You have to give the MTA a chance to make subways accessible. It’s not easy. Give them time.”

A chance? More time?

The ADA has been law for 30 years.

30 years is more than enough time and more than enough chance.

[Liz Miller @hotpantsliz]

Another glorious morning in New York City @NYCTSubway @unsuckMTA

[J 🍸 @212NY]

Stand clear of the falling leaves.

#nyc #SundayFeels #SUBWAY @NYCTSubway @MTA

[Arielle Rebekah is freelancing @ariellergordon]

Why do MTA announcers always call it an “unexpected delay of service”??? I am ALWAYS expecting a delay of service. #nyc

[mermaid princess @Skippy_Steph]

Today’s MTA bus smell brought to you by burnt bagel 🥯

[Laura Norkin @inLaurasWords]

Welp looks like the MTA and I are running on the same amount of morning-after-Oscars steam — and neither of us will be getting to work anytime soon.

[tashington @tashpocket]

the MTA be lying they asses off. talking about “because of an NYPD investigation at uitca ave...”

meanwhile, me and everybody else literally standing on the platform at utica ave looking around like

[Yuval @yuval_id]

Some mornings you just feel like a part of a social experiment run by the MTA