Unsuck It

Unsucking your douchey jargon.

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We tossed in a page of old classics while we work on the new design. https://t.co/1h29GNjaMu

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We tossed in a page of old classics while we work on the new design. https://t.co/1h29GNjaMu

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What's the worst jargon you've heard this week? Feed it to the unsuckomatic* at https://t.co/1h29GNjaMu

*actual humans who will mock it

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We've added a few of the classic terms for you to enjoy while we work on stuff.

https://t.co/GkVNQmILRl

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All the synthetic users, where do they all come from?

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Same energy.

[@jason @Jason]

GM NYC, YOUR ENTERPRISING SON IS HOME WITH STORIES OF ADVENTURE, TRADE AND TRAGEDY — WITH SCARS AND BARS TO SHARE

WALKING THESE STREETS BEFORE DAWN, ITS AS IF I NEVER LEFT

SAME ENERGY, SAME CHARACTERS—ONLY THE NAMES HAVE CHANGED

AND THE CONSTRUCTION STILL HASN’T STOPPED

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still funny

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

https://t.co/gXQnBwlDcI

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We're back baybeeeee.

Gotta hit those OKRs!

[Richard Eriksson @sillygwailo]

@unsuckit Does that mean you’re back?

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Well, this place has gone to the suck since we left.

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Meritocracy: A system that rewards individuals according to their merit, where “merit” is the degree to which they resemble or have connections to those already in power.

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Wellness: Aspirational immortality via total self-absorption, a popular hobby for the affluent

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RIP tronc

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Disconcerting means "disturbing to one's composure or self-possession; upsetting, discomfiting."

See also: Kindergartners singing nursery rhymes about school lockdowns.

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

https://t.co/gXQnBwlDcI

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Engage: Desperately grasp for scraps of someone’s attention, often by means of a wholly fantastical & doomed scheme.
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entrepreneur: An organic substance that investors mix with money and spread over economically productive areas in order to grow their wealth

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What word do you hope to never hear again after 2017?

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https://t.co/bwjmHdPOSn https://t.co/1mnywOPIs3

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This is the ur-unsuck!

https://t.co/XYbVb2kOip https://t.co/dnJtMSGNO4

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@joshcook83 Oh no, you are correct. That goes on the list.