TJ Hammond

I do some blow here and there and drink some booze nightly. I'm the first openly gay son of a former president. Hard-core flirt. 21+ MDNI/Parody/MV #Norns

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

Guess who's back, bitches!

21+ PLEASE, minors will be blocked
Asshole, drug addict, alcoholic. Dark content is a given.
Open to most fandoms, with a particular love of Marvel
Descriptive SLs and banter
DMs open for plotting
TJ is an asshole, the writer is friendly

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"Happy Friday, everyone..."

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

Shifty eyes. Sneaks another #thirstythursday out.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

Fuck it. #ThirstyThursday

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

@7phds_ || I am SO sorry, I didn't get the notification for this but I'll respond soon! I promise I'm not trying to drop you haha.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

@GER_DeathAngel Oh, /oh/ he was getting checked out. Time for him to play coy. It's less fun outright flirting with someone who was already flirting with him.

"I've been worse, you?"

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

...time to play a game.

Is it the men or the cocaine that's making his heart beat too fast?

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

@TVAAgentMobi "Can't say I disagree with you."

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"I'm the hotter twin, right?"

[Fabzz @whosfabzz]

i’m clingy asf but i can also get distant real quick

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

He... he needs to go. Now. Before he sees another far too attractive man and it makes his heart literally explode.

Takes a few zen breaths.

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴 @BrokenxAsset]

“Everybody wants a happy ending but it doesn’t always roll that way.”

Experienced, mature writer
New to Tony not to Marvel
Friendly, novella based
Always open for plotting and banter

Not affiliated with RDJ or Marvel in any way.

Open DM for plotting or stories.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"... to deFEAT THE HUNS..."

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

@GER_DeathAngel Oh, it very well could be. He's not counting out the triple shot of espresso, either.

Shoots the other man a playful wink.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"...men have /no/ right being so hot."

Silently thanks all gods in existence for making him gay.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

Steam is water adjacent, right? So this can be his submission to the killer thirst trap known as wet Wednesday, right?

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"...oh. oh today is a /good/ day." eyeballs the fuck out of all the wet Wednesday photos.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

If you love me, don't let go

https://t.co/1p2Aq9phuR

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

Guess who's back, bitches!

21+ PLEASE, minors will be blocked
Asshole, drug addict, alcoholic. Dark content is a given.
Open to most fandoms, with a particular love of Marvel
Descriptive SLs and banter
DMs open for plotting
TJ is an asshole, the writer is friendly

[Karnilla @QueenOfNorns]

21+/MDNI
Karnilla, enchantress with skills that rival Loki's
From Earth-616 comics
Open to crossovers
Descriptive SLs, banter friendly
MV and bi, ships only with chemistry
Wildly unpredictable
DMs open for plotting
Another face of #Norns

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

"Oh, that's /all/ you need? That won't be a problem." He was asking for less than an underbar ice bin held. That was /nothing./ "Sure, yeah, ice chewing."

No. No he didn't know, but he'd blindly nod and act like he did.

[TJ Hammond @UnsupportedSon]

@ABrokenAsset "Maybe. Sometimes contact with other humans can be /fun/ though."

He squishes the s'more down slightly before licking the marshmallow goop that squeezed out over the side of the graham cracker.