Fiddlesticks

[hex @uselessitaly]

when your parents act like they know you

[ຸ @isorevived]

*points to the board

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I think it's fine to call it early and move on. This whole thing has been a bust

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

pretending disney channel is reality

[7 Angels 7 Fayes @fxvxye]

i think this style of ironic instagram feed bait tattoos represents a lot of what i hate abt my generation

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[gta michael @grandtheftcum]

I starte crying after franklin toook the picture it hurt so fucking much

[Spiderent @Spiderent]

can he just stay in his suit for one second? why does he keep turning into a drink

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[Twilight pretender @konaman00]

Why does he call himself plaqueboymax Isnt plaque the shit u get on ur teeth

[pretti #backology @Nujagoat]

They'd still be saying poggers 😭😭😭😭😭

[Jimble @sspfJimble]

dropped a bottle of soda grabbing it out of the fridge at the gas station and the guy next to me went “no…” in the softest, most devastated voice

[jake @wormpuller]

Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure

[jon @jonusrnm23732]

@PunishedAG All of the billionaires are on their side yet their life still sucks
But no everything is the lefts fault

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[Klein @KleinWasTaken]

@PanBarrier my meat started talking to me

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”