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universal product

[m @untelcombat]

shout out hans memling

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

local model? oh you mean my wife

[m @untelcombat]

smokin on that shit that made phoe be bridgers

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

unnamed coworkers laboring in obscurity

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

your phone rings and you pick it up and it's the result of an async function that you called many years ago

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

[alien @fastestUFO]

my bad bruh i thought the pope was jewish

[butane taurus @MutantTaurus]

its an inside joke only i get

[m @untelcombat]

he protec
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attac

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

rotating you in my mind rn btw. there’s nothing u can do to stop me

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

why did long covid make everyone start saying the r word

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

its so important in a relationship that at least one person is happy

[m @untelcombat]

im drinking iced americanos in places you cant pronounce

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

most doctors will change the subject quickly when you mention time travel

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

[m @skitzocat]

im just a lab experiment

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

today i am the world