Konrad Laimer

she/her | 🇨🇦 Québec | dyspraxic | 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇹🇼 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇽🇰 🇾🇪 🇭🇰🏳️‍🌈 + Tibet, Uyghurs, Kurdistan | mia san mia | Eurovision | Arcane

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@Canada Please, send @faouzia to Eurovision 2027.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

8-2 again time?

[FCBinside.com - Bayern News @FCBinsideEN]

🚨 Schalke coach Miron Muslić, who faces Bayern Munich next in the Bundesliga, has revealed his allegiance to TSV 1860 München.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

Ne vous inquiétez pas, c'est Rep by Pop donc ça veut dire que Montréal & Laval vont quand même avoir un grand impact. Juste on doit calculer si c'est assez, ç'a pas l'air...

[Léger @leger360]

Le vote du PLQ demeure très concentré à #Montréal, Laval et en Outaouais, mais peine à s’imposer ailleurs. #polQC

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@MarkJCarney @MarkJCarney SVP Envoyez @faouzia

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@Canada Send @faouzia

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

Am I wrong to think racism? Michael is a SUPER common name that I've met ppl named Michael of every race. But it's kinda a subtle form of disrespect fmpov, bc Olise's Black. Remember, dogwhistle = plausible deniability

[☆ @V6MPLRE]

tl keeps making the mistake of calling olise micheal instead of michael and im trying not lose my mind like i did when people wont stop saying mbappè instead of mbappé

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@usedandruined https://t.co/gG2gX4ylRG select text only option

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

If you defend Mao in any way you're literally brainwashed.

If you defend Hitler in any way you're literally brainwashed.

If you defend Stalin in any way you're literally brainwashed.

If you have any problem with the above statements you're literally brainwashed.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@inamoonn @wimcrz I didn't know how to bot when the footballer thing came out, sorry it's me haha

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@inamoonn I'm botting Kompany, please do so as well <3

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

list for later, ignore me

Alphonso Davies
Bara Sapoko Ndiaye
Dayot Upamecano
Ismael Saibari
Jamal Musiala
Jonathan Tah
Luis Diaz
Michael Olise
Nathaniel Brown
Serge Gnabry

Vincent Kompany obviously

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

bot Kompany or you also get a bald head

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@issa_nd01 Chaque bataille. Je crois que tu sais assez bien ça veut dire quoi, le mot chaque.

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@britcedesbian No PSG player can win it, and he's objectively unbiased, although I disagree w many of his misogynistic and homophobic posts. This might be our lesson to learn bad person doesn't always equal bad take

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@virgomoonish No, they'll just delete your comment if you dare to do any criticism

[Cyn 🔸⏸️ @cynlioness]

"dick measuring contest" implies the winner is not the one with the biggest dick, but whoever measures most accurately

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@viertwo hired the Southampton guy

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

@haijsjskejjsjam @sullenlia No physical exercise. When the doctor tells you "Doing sports is important" they don't mean chess

[Konrad Laimer @UpaKim12]

Le PQ a toujours été comme ça. Qui se rappelle des votes volées dans le référendum d'indépendance du Québec?

[Jacques Deshaies 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @desjac01]

Pspp qui recommence à blâmer les immigrants. Pauvre type

[lamara 🍪 olikatoo president @papaaapapaaapa]

Upamecano is so very cute I need to start doing cutemecano pr