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Rambles, lyrics and other bits of writing.

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@okcupid Long time in the loo / The food poisoning got me / First date was last date.

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@okcupid Got food poisoning on first date. Went to my office with date to use toilet. Came out 15-20 minutes later, sweating and shivering.

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@okcupid "Yeah, whatever"

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@okcupid I am a siamese mouse, and am offended by your claim that I am weird.

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@okcupid It's a significant amount of cash for someone you don't know to meet you; and a large time commitment in travel. Too fast for me.

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@okcupid Freak, the fuck, out.

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@okcupid You'll have to follow me first :)

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@okcupid Purchasing on your site seems broken. How can I give you money?

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Okay, I am fucking done here.

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I will fight for her not with convincing arguments, not with strained words, but by just being myself and treating her with a deserved love.

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My heart feels as though a boot is upon it; my chest is tight and my mind dulled. My love may be leaving. But I will fight for her.

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I fell for the woman you pretended to be.

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Guys, my real twitter account is davebarrett. This is just for messing!

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I miss her. I miss her. Damn it, I miss her.

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Every morning is a new birth. Perhaps tomorrow I will be a better man.

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"Moving mountains of clouds, stretched out before and all around you. And the sun, brighter than you've ever seen it. It is... glorious!"

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"I am the captain of my fucking universe, I wear a hat on my head so it must be so. I bought it myself, I had to know."

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"You are the torch in the woods that brings the wolves"

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Sometimes I feel like I'm rising from an ocean trench; up, up, up I go, 'til my head strikes the ice.

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Let me show you what I see in you.