Upbeat Deadbeat

College-educated, unemployed and in debt, but it's all good.

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VIDEO: How One Woman 8 lbs in 14 Days & Kicked Her Diet Soda Habit by Eating Fat-rich “Taboo”... http://t.co/xSIsTNTYuu

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@AndrewHass81 They jst buy 1/2 the store w/ their emplyee discnt, wear ea item 1x then sell on eBay to drty old men for $1K/pop.

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In a move that trumps the US economic policy-making process, I've selected the Official Upbeat Deadbeat Mascot... http://t.co/oDRpORi0

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How dare this "support" not be covered by health insurance! http://t.co/ThFxlx5D

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Because if this is what happens with too much "gettin' paid," unemployment arguably functions as a form of... http://t.co/weBtB0LB

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Got this when I was in unemployed back in 7th grade. Didn't feel like a failure at all. Just felt *special*--like... http://t.co/01PNEQf8

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Just remember employed folk: today is the first day of the rest of your...work week. Contrast this to my fifth... http://t.co/pXaMa3Jc

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Id post 4 Thurs but cn't c the screen thru all the post-hump-day cigarette smke & trkey angel dust. HPPY THNKSGVNG! C u Mon! xoxo&aneyef*ck!

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OUT-OF-THE-BOX UPBEAT DEADBEAT CONJECTURES (BECAUSE WHO ELSE HAS TIME TO PONDER ON THIS SH*T?): If Wednesday is... http://t.co/OMZDIEsg

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Monday. Back to the grind. Back to crafting verbose letters to Facebook, arguing for a "Love" button that enables... http://t.co/eUjVrKvL

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SUNDAY AS A DAY OF REST IN UPBEAT DEADBEATITY: Because six days straight of engineering the Death Star with LEGOS... http://t.co/bo3OA3L4

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HYPOTHETICALS: uv got a bare fridge & r fresh out of foodstmps 4 the month. Tell us: can u get food poisoning from an expired edible condom?

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UPBEAT DEADBEAT FIELD TRIPS: Because it's arguably more of a rush to snag that third free sample of... http://t.co/s2vxinUk

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Behold, the new white picket fence! Because the Joneses have decided bending over is only for underpaid migrant... http://t.co/vVoy8u7U

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Whatever doesn't kill you will certainly still attract maggots and flies, so keep the screen door closed and slap on a smile!

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@UnemploymentDoc You can check out http://t.co/XOl2x8I3 and message the admin listed there (me) if interested!

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@UnemploymentDoc Hiya backatcha! Am right near Hollywood, actually. In Los Angeles. And your Tweetin' self? Where be thee?

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No college degree, only G.E.D. Starred in several tv shows. Has ample time to pamper her b*tch dogs. Doesn't know... http://t.co/oGBlOkoL

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No college degree, only G.E.D. Starred in several tv shows. Has ample time to pamper her b*tch dogs. Doesn't know... http://t.co/lOaJ77Pu

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"If you're already walking on thin ice, why not dance?" --Gil Atkinson #unemployed #EDD #EBT #happiness #positivity