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I'VE GOT THE POWER

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“How Great is Our God” has got to be in the top 10 worst songs of all time

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Tip to be a band I like: Unless you’re the singer of Wednesday, please don’t attempt the Wednesday yodel voice 🙏

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Keep on, with the Forrest Gump… Don’t stop til you get enough 🎶

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Why does every @AustinChronicle crossword puzzle have a clue that mentions Israel? Seriously every single week. What’s the motivation here?

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I hope whoever came up with the Alamo Drafthouse QR code food ordering system is having a bad day today

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There’s gotta be a way that venues can bring the drummer up to the front of the stage with the rest of the band by now

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A question for chipper people: How?

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I can’t believe people actually dress like trees and so that they can hide and kill cute ass deer

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@joerogan @NICKIMINAJ @kanyewest @TheoVon can yall tell Trump not to bomb Iran?

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I think @CelsiusOfficial is playing psychological warfare with us. Obviously the only flavor people want is grape, but instead they give us 20 of the weirdest bootleg flavor combos that you literally have to settle for.
I promise, we don’t want Cosmic Banana Cucumber Vibes!!!

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Did @sony buy @drafthouse just to kill it?

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My take away?
Quentin Tarantino is Q

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There should be a Tina Turner anime

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I feel like city bus drivers would be good astronauts

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Snickers hit different when you buy they from a FedEx copy shop

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One polyhedron Machu Picchu Macarena 💃

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If I ever saw Bono and The Edge fist fighting I’d be like “Hey break it up u2”

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I dunno, maybe try San Diego?? 🤦‍♂️

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@NEPHEWRXK I would eat this entire plate in 2 minutes

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Taking Vyvanse makes me feel like when ET is all dry