dnp updates!!

we're kind of like the onion if they were gay

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Dan and Phil's skin is now 33% percent regenerated

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dan and phil are currently skinless!

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phan isn't real- it was an inside job to distract from the REAL youtube couple: rhett and link

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I just gave Dan "the wiggle" for acting out

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Dan just eated Phil at someone's meet and greet ☹️

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BREAKING NEWS: PHIL LESTER IS PREGNANT!

Little baby Howell-Lester is due in the beginning of April. Congrats to the happy ranch metaphors! 👶✨️

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Most straight Dan and Phil video ever

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

writing phan fiction about ourselves https://t.co/ZWc7GrRIdI

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@SN0K0PLASM Febby ated their clothes :(

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LEAK: DAN AND PHIL ARE TO APPEAR IN THE NEXT "FIVE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S" GAME ACCORDING TO LEAKED PROMO IMAGE

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The fourth step on Dan and Phil's staircase just broke. There is one casualty- Dan's ankle.

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Balls.

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Dan and Phil have once again decided to be homosexual on main again

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Dan just farted in his sleep

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Phil is currently packing for tour! He unfortunately put all left shoes in his suitcases, though :(

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Dan and Phil are showing tTIT live on their world tour

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They're real now :3

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Dan and Phil will be real in 27 minutes

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Dan and Phil will be real in 27 minutes

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Dan and Phil's "Five Years After Coming Out" tour will be sponsored by Ribena and Dragon City!

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Dan and Phil's secret project is a series where they collaborate with Satan and have him do day-to-day activities. This comes after the duo's "DANDANDPHILCRAFTS - Slime" video.

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Phan is OUT in 2024

[jaisy⋆₊⋆☁︎ @jaisydaisy_]

i guess that answer that

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UPDATED STATS FOR DAN AND PHIL'S "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" GAMES

Dan has won 394 times

Phil has won 534 times

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DAN AND PHIL'S OFFICIAL "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" SCORES HAVE BEEN LEAKED

Dan has won 325 times
Phil has won 462 times

Better take out that trash, Dannyboy!