Tampa Bay Lightning Updates

totally real tampa bay lightning updates. not fake at all. why would i make this up? 3x stanley cup champs btw | i promise i’m not a bot :(

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“i love being a dilf, i think it’s great that people are seeing that side of me”
-zach bogosian on his loyal hockey twitter following

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BREAKING: darren raddysh is an offensive god apparently

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BREAKING: mikhail sergachev has been hacked. sources say the hacker is “a goofy ass dude”

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say what you will about the bolts, their lows may be low, but by god are their highs high

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the bolts are fucking BACK baby

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you guys didnt pray hard enough

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overtime again… start praying

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overtime again… start praying

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the tampa bay lightning have broken the ot curse

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the tampa bay lightning have… won a game? is this right? yes! it is!

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well

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we’re fine. its fine.

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“see? i told you guys we would be fine.”
-jon cooper, postgame

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“we are so back”
-steven stamkos, on how he’s feeling about opening night

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@will_doro i’m sorry

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BREAKING NEWS: anthony cirelli has been found

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looks like alex killorn won’t be announcing his retirement tonight

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“of course it isn’t a fake quote, you think user AtUpdatesbolts would lie?”
-jon cooper

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“if we don’t win this game, i’m going to retire”
-alex killorn, on game 5

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“oh my god. that is bullshit. so bad. so bad.”
-jon cooper

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“i used to fucking hate corey perry”
-pierre-edouard bellemare

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@Thomasg434343 he’s not coming out

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“he’s not coming out”
-jon cooper