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[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

It's time! Come show your #support for "Updates for Hell", a #podcast about two Devils who answer your burning, horrible, Mortal questions about #Hell. . .and beyond!

Come visit here: https://t.co/07a9gTryjm

[Umbrella Corporation Updates @UmbrellaCorpHQ]

r.smith (7:32am): i brought in little knitted booties for the new baby BOW 👶🥾❣️😍🧟🩸🎉🎂🔫
k.dagg (7:44am): I fucking hate working with you, Roy.

[Umbrella Corporation Updates @UmbrellaCorpHQ]

Employee handbook document change log 12/03:
- replaced all uses of "you are valued" with "you are property of the Umbrella Corporation"

[Umbrella Corporation Updates @UmbrellaCorpHQ]

k.lennedy (1:23pm): where's everyone going? bingo?
m.briggs (1:23pm): It's a Code Red lab evacuation, you fucking idiot.

[Umbrella Corporation Updates @UmbrellaCorpHQ]

In the interests of better public relations, our following facilities will be undergoing renaming:

- 'Death Island' will become 'Club Med';
- 'Spencer Mansion' will become 'The Dusty Hilton';
- 'Main Lab Corpse Disposal' will become 'The Meat & Greet'.

[ʙᴇᴄᴋʏ🔞 @BeckyMastery]

Artists be like (2): Art trade

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

For my first look MIRKO THEE STALLION 🐇🔥 #mha

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

Busted - Phineas and Ferb

[Mafi-Maken @MafiMaken]

#cupheadshow #cuphead

[hourly techno 🐷🎗️ @hourlytechno]

technoblade absolutely terrorizing collegeboard

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

@ca_toonz We hope you feel better and take the time you need to yourself ❤️ mental health is super important and we'd rather wait for you to get some rest!

[Vailskibum @Vailskibum94]

this is what modern Disney has become

[Lupo Loz @LupoLoz]

I kin this angry ass Brit so hard 😈😈😂😭🙏🙏 #cupheadtwt

[catoonz @ca_toonz]

Yes I need to compare Devil- and Dice's height again for my own mental health.

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

Hello and good whatever time of the day it is, Hellflames! Thank you all for 300 subs! 😈💜❤️😈 We are proud to come back for some new episodes, coming next month! Thank everyone for the support during this hiatus! We're almost back, y'all!

- Shirley-May and Valak

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

Know that people are here for you, and others go through something similar. You're not alone in this fight, and neither am I. I'm so blessed and excited to be creating something with someone who means a lot to me. Thank you, everyone, for your patience during this time. <3

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

One co-creator here, @BreeInTheWorks. I'm so sorry for not updating our podcast or a few things this past month, everyone. It's been a wild ride for the past few weeks and although I'd like to keep some things private, I feel as though it doesn't help to keep quiet.

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

And, you know what, find things you aren't good at. Keep trying if it's something you love. Mental health is one son of a bitch, but please don't try to fight it alone. Fight it with people who understand. Sometimes, being sad is okay. Being depressed is okay.

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

Tune in tomorrow, Hellflames, for a #new episode of "Updates for Hell", starring some weird Assistant CEO of Gluttony in "Glutton for Punishment!"

Stay tuned in for some. . .updates? 💜😈💜

[Shirley-May and Valak 😈 On Spotify and Castos! @updatesforhell]

A #new episode of "Updates for Hell" is out now! Come listen to the rules of #hell with our not so special guest, Paimon Cassius (as we've had him before unfortu-)

Thanks for the support and we'll see you there! As always, it's the more you know before you go! 💜😈💜