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my roman empire is the domestication and abandonment of pidgeons

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i am unbelievably bitter every single valentine’s day and nothing ever changes. it’s my worst quality i think.

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every morning i eat yogurt and have to fight the urge to throw up halfway through but i keep doing it and that’s life

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i HATE being single right up until i am confronted with the genuine possibility of a relationship then all of a sudden it’s the only thing i’ve ever wanted

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i love that one week a year where i get obsessed with chips and salsa

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feeling some type of way that will go unaddressed and then will fester into a mental episode…

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every day i open my bank account hoping that money has appeared when i know damn well im unemployed with no allowance

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i love when me and another car have our cruise control set to the same speed. feels intimate somehow

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guy at the bar last night told my i was wearing “big little shorts made for fat people”

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my tattoo juices are allll over this hotel bed

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amaya had the most impressive turnaround ever i hated her ass and now i LOVE her

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love island reallyyyy needs to up their male bombshell game these men are not NEARLY as hot as the women they bring in

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am i allowed to share b!mb threat jokes on this app

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utterly criminal to have 4 ad breaks for a 20 minute episode im going to b*mb peacock headquarters

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@marykramer30823 should i read it

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do you think there is nathan fielder fanfiction

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they really need to stop making the backs of iphones glass i have literally never not shattered it

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nathan fielder is an absolute genius

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fit and makeup so fire tn and no one but freaks and weirdos got to see it, what a waste!

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attended all my classes (3!), socialized, played soccer, AND finished all my homework today #goodbyedepression #hellosummer

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i need to over consume caffeine to the point of intense anxiety more often cause i just cleaned my whole room and did two loads of laundry to distract myself from my discomfort that was awesome