sceneior citizen

Unironically loves dad rock.
welcome to my hot takes about sports.

[sceneior citizen @upleftdown]

This is my favorite tweet of all time

[swinky @swinkying]

heavy is the toilet that holds the poop from my butt

[z - bethany @bethmysoul]

we won but at what cost

[remx @biigrem]

So if you can buy US citizenship for 5 mill can I sell mine for 5 mill and get the fck out of here?

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[not nastya @nastyaovechkin]

They’re out here saying “hear me out” about Rod Brind'Amour 🙄

Baby that’s not a “hear me out” that’s a “joined the queue”

[rory @aurora_f]

There’s a guy on insta who works at barstool and he goes around the office asking the other barstoolers geography questions and a lot of them are really stupid about geography so it makes sense that dave portnoy would think this

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[bi- mani @cocainegnoni]

i'm never wrong just early

[Tony X @soIoucity]

oh look at me I'm rod the bod. i just won the cup as a coach for the canes AFTER winning the cup for the canes as a captain. I've been involved in basically all of the canes playoff wins ever while being in amazing shape and can get a senior citizen discount. Fuck this guy.

[🏒🥅Daina ⚾️❤️ @BoopsGoalies]

He’s been in my freezer since the canes were down 2-0 in game 2😃

[Still Julie @hydr0chaeris]

The funniest thing to me is Tortorella acting like it would be INSANE to play a fresher goalie and that it was DUMB to ask if the sex offender wouldn't play this game and then he fucking ATE IT

[Nasty Knuckles @NastyKnuckles]

👻 🐻 🏆

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Hear me out…

[𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐀 🇮🇪 @BuiltForLA]

THE WORLD IS HEALING

[maha @mahaaaay]

do not care for the carolina hurricanes. i do, however, care for rod brind'amour.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Twenty years later. Just as iconic.

[Coots @YaBoyCoots]

If youse really think about it, the Carolina Hurricanes would never of won the Stanley Cup without that secondary assist from the Philadelphia Flyers