oliver

professional

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

UPDATE: They were on the table. Huzzah! Glasses found!

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

aaaaand I’ve lost my glasses…

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

Still haven’t found the damn things. This is getting a wee bit annoying!

[Nova 💫 @TheNovaPlayss]

someone put an ape in this same exact situation in real life so I can have the ethical version of this gif thanks

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

lion defeats tiger. goat defeats sheep. Polar bear defeat panda bear. let that sink in Guy

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

i have worked nights for 2 weeks now and i already wanna kill myself

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

yall seen any movie

[nahj @nahj1x]

When you turn 23 you lose the light in your eyes and you enter a permanent state of despair and suffering

[joey @joboduj]

i get real retarded about that sedimentary rock

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so much that it decompressed my spine and now im 6ft 10

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

@hidingmyhentai hit me on the renner

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

@germanicgems det där är bokstavligen yung lean

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[RonaldoNumbaNine @s1imfitpolotee]

When she do this even when your shit small #OohICantBelieveIt #SheAllOnMe #OnMe

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

I still can't beljeve there's actually just an entire island filled with fat chuds

[will @twothickscoops]

Age 15: When im older and living on my own Im gonna go to cool fucking shows all the time and know about the coolest craziest music ever .

Age 28 texting friend link to “This is ZZ Top” on Spotify: DUDE

[oliver @upliftmofo2]

@ddenis15_ smile bro

[D @noseblunted]

How it feels to be 23