Upma💜

Spiritual being having human experience of tweeting.

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" Tomorrow" is the biggest myth.

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I loved monsoons because - Pune.
I hate monsoons because - Ahmedabad

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Sanchita Ugale's and Sushant Singh Rajput's suicide

Same date + same profession = interesting coincidence.

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The more the government says “Don’t buy gold”…
the more Indians hear “Limited stock left!” 🤣

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Kuch natural disaster expected hai ya PoK ki taiyari ? 🚨
#alert

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Are you addicted to browsing jewellery for no reason at all Or are you normal?

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I can't work today because "Jaan pe aaraha hai" should be an acceptable answer.

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Auto rickshaw needs seat belts.

That's it. That's the tweet.

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Exit poll says BJP is winning West Bengal. Am I day dreaming?

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Grief is a weird thing, everyone deals with it in a different way.

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Live. Die. A blip as if we all are irrelevant.

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Death: You go exactly where you believe you'll go.

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Some will cry, talk it out while others will drink the pain trying to be tough.

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You can’t force spirituality. The soul awakens in its own time—perhaps not today, but in another lifetime on this earth..

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Chahe jitna bhi kama log, peth toh do roti seh hi bharega.

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Kaash aur Khair me competition chal rahi hai.

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@_XDogs Moni the dobbermann and Laila Majnu - fishes

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Sab karze mein hain toh karza de kaun raha hai?
#USShutdown

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Every thing you need delivered in minutes but takes long hrs to load your cart and order.

#blinkit #MatheKaSur

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Congratulations to team India
#AsiaCup2025