John R.

I'm John, i golf. Should probably be more about me here, I'm a guy on the internet who golfs.

[John R. @upofun]

Seriously every exciting moment I've paid to watch has been stolen by some guy waving a towel and some girl waving pom poms... 7 years without this. Why now?

[John R. @upofun]

@HoustonDynamo can we please get rid of the glee club that stands directly in front of my seat trying to inject fake enthusiasm into matches while blocking the view I pay $800 a year for. This isn't baseball, this isn't a great soccer culture thing.

[John R. @upofun]

@UHCougarSoccer @lullabynoir

[Houston Soccer @UHCougarSoccer]

since y’all like the scarf so much, we’ve got a chance for you to win one ‼️

follow us, retweet this post and tag a friend for a chance to win

Winner will be announced Thursday, Oct. 3

#GoCoogs

[John R. @upofun]

@HoustonTexans Yo, I'll take em. Never made it out to a game.

[John R. @upofun]

@UberEats can you all show me locations within 10 miles of me instead of defaulting to THE FURTHEST LOCATION FOR EVERYTHING.

[John R. @upofun]

@JamesRoyNFL SWARM

[James Roy @JamesRoyNFL]

TEXANS TICKET GIVEAWAY:

Want 2 tickets to see the Texans take on the Jaguars in NRG? Here’s how to enter:

1. Like and Retweet this post
2. Follow @JamesRoyNFL
3. Drop a “SWARM” in the replies

Winner will be drawn on Friday at Noon CST.

[John R. @upofun]

@Mythical I'm digging the giant product ad that blocks the episode repeatedly.

[John R. @upofun]

@BayouCitySoccer Who in here tryin to start a riot?

[Bayou City Soccer @BayouCitySoccer]

We’ve got an Open Cup final jersey to give away!

Follow the steps in the image below and we will choose a winner tomorrow! #HoldItDown

[John R. @upofun]

@jimmyjohns what the actual heck, i ordered a sandwich not an overcooked brick.

[John R. @upofun]

@HoustonDynamo @ShellEnergyStdm yall really gonna tell me that it's okay that you don't have a SINGLE soda fountain on the east side of the stadium that isn't in club. $600 a seat to be told you don't care about anyone but club.

[John R. @upofun]

@cheddarskitchen i ordered chicken fried chicken, not fried chicken. Surely someone in that kitchen knows what a cutlet is.

[John R. @upofun]

@YellowbirdSauce Wasn't weird at all, this may be my new mustard replacement.

[John R. @upofun]

@YellowbirdSauce how weird can it be?

[John R. @upofun]

@WiredP @PCGamesN @lullabynoir who knows right?

[Wired Productions @WiredP]

🌟 Hey You, Yes YOU! 🌟

Want to win a #SteamDeck! 🎮

1️⃣ Follow @WiredP and @PCGamesN
2️⃣ RT
3️⃣ Tag a friend

For details and entry, visit: https://t.co/IOvKYyArYa

Good luck! 🤞

#Giveaway #Win #Competition

[John R. @upofun]

@pasadenatxgov can we get an actual useful map of the waste pickup changes?

[Elgato @elgato]

Stream Deck + White is available now.

That's it. That's the tweet.

🏃‍♂️ https://t.co/VUbwUobAFl