L.J.

You’re totally obsessed.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

You look great – at least for your age...

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

You smell. Terrible.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I don’t sweat – I become lightly dewed.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I am the ‘look of the moment.’

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

It seems that everyone has decided to be assholes today...

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I have a Doctorate in playing mind games.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I have a Masters in getting my way.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

Just because we’re dating, doesn’t mean I like you.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I don’t have an attitude – this is just the way I am.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

It’s hard to understand someone’s true essence until I’ve met them at least 3 times.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

We live in a world where the rules are made up by boring, fun sucking people.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I believe in happy hearts.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I believe in overdressing.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I believe in sparkles.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I believe in pink.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I believe in manicures.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I’m sorry you feel that way.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I don’t understand an “above ground pool” – does it mean they haven’t dug a hole for it yet?

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I’m the crazy bitch around here.

[L.J. @UpperClassLife]

I know you love me – you should just admit it and get on with life.