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Roses are red, our banter's lit, everyone knows the lowers are shit

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SCOUT: shlowers dangerman Fred Davies is on fire right now..

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Hold tight @zofia_r for sorting the pitch for Thursday at saints' training ground at such late notice, large effort from you💙

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Hoping sam woodcock brings a rape alarm along to the game as he's being marked by brucey...

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James gaunt is a faggot

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BREAKING: @lowersofficial kit leaked #basementapproved