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Turns out Alex Ashleigh isnt the worst keeper to play this evening @SMignolet

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Gaffer and physio happy with the 3-1 win

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Your shooting is as accurate as the teams spunk on your sisters face @benfox124

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Alex lock you’re a pussy mate @Lowers_Official

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Omar is having an omare @Lowers_Official

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Hardon has got a hardon

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@Lowers_Official you may as well not have a goalie

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Even with George Vincent not here, Mateus is still the shittest DJ in the tent @Lowers_Official

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GOAL: 3-1 , goal for george McCarthy

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@Lowers_Official Too right, he’s punching almost as much as archie attfield is with Jenna

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Phoebe nicoll has turned up so Ben fox is putting in an extra shift

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Follow @lowersofficial for the updates of the game so far

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Rumour has it the exclusion of meg from the match day squad tomorrow is due to a clash with an event in h19 @Lowers_Official

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Official lineup for the match against the shlowers tomorrow

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ben Millar is better at grafting than you
@BenFox124 @phoeben4565

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Uppers FC assistant manager @tomruggeprice has parted ways with the club after rumours surfaced he has plans to bum baguettes on game day

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BREAKING: The club would like to wish the gaffer a happy birthday, to celebrate he put pen to paper with a new 1 year extension contract