This Snowflake's an Avalanche

Video games and crippling depression. Trans catmom. She/her pronouns. Founder of House Auxilium.

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

The existence of a submachine gun implies the existence of a dommachine gun

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

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[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

The unwashed masses:
"Skeeter Eater"

Me, a woman of culture and taste:
"Mosquito Eatos"

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

The perfect picture doesn't Exis-

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

Get yourself a girl who says, "Over the lips, past the gums, look out stomach here it comes!" before she goes down on you

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

Last selfie= you on the outside

Last meme you saved = you on the inside

......Fair

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

@oleivarrudi Do these drop in the Evan Rachel Woods?

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

hot people start their days at 6pm (i’m saying this to make myself feel better about it)

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Hey, wonder if we can get Pumpkin Larry got more engagement than Musk's tweets? Go Pumpkin Larry, go! You have a winning smile.

[@nikatine.com @NikatinePrime]

Support trans people! Call local legislators about the anti-trans bills! Commit funds to direct action in support of trans people in need of surgeries, healthcare and clothing!

Stand up for us. 💖

[Shae Reloaded @judgementshae]

you're telling me most people remember their childhoods? it's not normal to have occasional single memories with years of nothing and a general feeling of unease?

[The Powerade Goblin @GamerAtticus]

DreamWorks really put their whole animussy into the new Puss in Boots movie huh.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Fan who loves Stephen King but only for his tweets

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

@GamerAtticus I say this not as a shitpost but as what I sincerely believe their thought process to be, they want to make a Morbillion dollars.

[jam @koboldscrossing]

me and the boys when lasagna

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

Got kicked out of the IHOP for pronouncing pancake like bukake

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

Ed Wood would have been into nfts

[This Snowflake's an Avalanche @UppityC]

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist so who is it?

[🔪 Especially Heinous Pickles 🔪 @trinaembers]

Knowing nothing about Greek mythology is my Achilles horse

[Stef @stefscribbles]

happy holidaysss ��️