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not your football analyst, not your offlaner, international relations’12, Amanda Godsave

[vi er @vier4x4]

Sebuah komunitas dokter hewan lagi ngadain kebiri massal kucing jalanan 😭

Tiba-tiba datang kucing liar, ngeliat lawan-lawannya udah pada tumbang semua. Bukannya kabur, dia malah pasang badan, gaya ngajak berantem 😭😭

5 menit kemudian:

dia juga ikut jadi korban kebiri 😭🙏🏻

[Sha💃🏻 @HeiiiSasha]

Udah diputus bersalah, eh dia malah ngancem balik 😅

Reputasi EPL, yg katanya liga terbaik dunia sedang dipertaruhkan.

Kalo dulu Chelsea:
- Aset dibekuan.
- Dilarang transfer & kontrak baru.
- Dilarang jual tiket & merchandise.
- Fans gak boleh nonton pertandingan tandang.

[Rifqy Setyanto @rifqysetyanto]

BREAKING NEWS: FA BUKA SUARA TERKAIT PUTUSAN BERSALAH MANCHESTER CITY

Rangkuman pernyataan FA terkait putusan bersalah 114 dakwaan Manchester City oleh komisi independen:

- FA menegaskan bahwa keputusan komisi independen yang menyatakan Manchester City bersalah merupakan isu serius yang mencederai integritas kompetisi.

- FA tidak langsung menjatuhkan hukuman, melainkan sedang meninjau dokumen putusan bersalah dari komisi independen. Jika dinilai tepat, FA bisa menjatuhkan sanksi domestik sesuai wewenang mereka, misalnya pencabutan gelar FA Cup Manchester City selama periode pelanggaran atau denda tambahan.

- FA menahan diri untuk tidak berbicara lebih lanjut ke media agar tidak terkesan mengintervensi atau memengaruhi proses hukum yang sedang berjalan di komisi independen.

Kesimpulan pembaca: dengan pernyataan ini, FA membuka peluang untuk menjatuhkan sanksi internal tambahan kepada Manchester City jika vonis bersalah tersebut tetap bertahan setelah proses banding.

[Pandji Pragiwaksono @pandji]

Judul #SILA selanjutnya: ROCKY MASUKKHH ISTANAKKHHH. Tunggu tanggal rilisnya.

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

On Wednesday, just hours after the verdict officially confirming Manchester City’s guilt, the Commission responsible for Portugal's witness protection programme informed me of its decision to terminate my participation in the programme and withdraw my police protection, thereby knowingly placing me in a life-threatening situation.

Given these circumstances, I have no alternative but to relocate, within the next few days, to an undisclosed location for an indefinite period of time, due to the multiple death threats I have received and the serious risk of an assassination attempt against me.

For this reason, I have just set up a GoFundMe campaign and I am asking for everyone's support to help me survive this serious situation created by the Portuguese State, which, as I have already stated, has knowingly decided to place my life at risk.

I would like to take this opportunity to extend a special thanks to everyone who continues to support Football Leaks, and I can give everyone one guarantee: the fight will most certainly continue!

https://t.co/drJqVeqo2V

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

The whistleblower behind the Football Leaks files that first unearthed Manchester City’s “sham” commercial contracts says his security situation is now “critical” after the Portuguese government removed his protection.

More from @JordanC1107

https://t.co/KVnQ47P0Az

[Fiersa Besari @FiersaBesari]

Lama bungkam. Kirain disandera, ternyata dipelihara. Oalah

[Pocong Arsenal @pocongarsenal_]

Singkatnya: UEA sedang menekan Inggris secara politik-ekonomi, kalau Man City dihukum terlalu keras, investasi besar mereka di Inggris bisa terpengaruh.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

SAMPAH, HAMA, PERUSAK KOMPETISI SEPAK BOLA ENTUH CLUB!!!!

[Premier League Arabic @PLinArabic]

حقبة تاريخية ❤️

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Manchester City lodge appeal.

🔗 https://t.co/VlzYJUcoMs

[The FA @FA]

FA statement on Manchester City:

[v @thewhatzitoya]

Gw yg kerja di hotel di hokkaido aja cuma ditanya kuat dingin apa kaga, emg org indo wawancara kerjanya kek wawancara mau masuk surga

[Gus Dika Official @GusDikaOfficial]

Oxford University berdiri tahun 1096
Kerajaan Singasari berdiri tahun 1222

Kenapa dulu Ken Arok gak kuliah aja yaa?
OVERTHINKING GUE

[Patra Gumala @patragumala]

Gede2an duit bandar nih keknya yeh

[Tony a.k.a Wan Ilham 🇲🇾 @wan_ilham]

Babi nampak sangat match fixing sial. Bodoh punya tournament

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

For the sake of Pep Guardiola's legacy at Manchester City, he has to hope this goes the same way as the UEFA case.

Guardiola's genius is not in doubt. The titles won in the Abu Dhabi era are, though, and this raises the emotional conflict of his experience.

Guardiola did not work any less for those titles. He earned them.

He has to believe in City's innocence, because otherwise what's the alternative?

That it was all for nothing?

📝 @JamesHorncastle

🔗 https://t.co/Jbq1qBxDUY

[Spieltag Indonesia @SpieltagIndo]

"More than 100 people killed by the police!"
"Remember the dead of Kanjuruhan"

#UsutTuntasTragediKanjuruhan

[Rui Pinto @RuiPinto_FL]

I will make a very important announcement tomorrow at 18:00 UTC.

[Pangeran @pangeransiahaan]

CTID.

Como till I Die

[B @biolahitam]

itu kalau nangkepnya telat 10 menit aja udah threesome.