"Taiki Shuttle.... The rot festering in your nation has denied your friends entry, quashing dreams of a grand concert. But there is still a chance to make this right. Bring forth the Hidden King, and give the people what they desire."
Kitasan White👤10%SPD🥾 10% PWR💪10% WIT🧠 has escape artist💨 has TTL in kit💦 no need for shitty bourbon wit💩 No need to parent farm PPDD🚫 groundwork in kit ⛰️ has current Speed with Accel🧱 Has 2 white recoveries🌪 and 10,000 fast learner events🧙♂️
i can see it now, a domino effect image that has the tiny domino as "maruzensky being refused entry to the derby" and the big domino as "fifth assassination of a president in office"
My friend started playing Lash and when I lane with him he like blacks out and the Lash speaks through him and then when he comes to he has no idea what happened and I have to explain to him that he kept saying “The Lash wants you to work the shaft” for 30 minutes ig vc
THINGS TO SAY TO AN UMAMUSUME PLAYER
- Was this a parent run?
- Your wit is too low
- Show me your mid leg.
- You bought the wrong acceleration.
- My Pull Plan is better
- Your Parents suck
- Umamusume is not RNG.
- Your CM finals lobby was easy
- Are you close to C6 retention?