crystal 🍯

currently ghosting my therapist

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

if a bitch tries it with my man, it’s not even hands… hand me the glock babe

[jynx @jynxbby]

me trying to remember if i actually said that or if im being manipulated because i have a bad memory

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

Had some patients call in to see if we were affected by the Microsoft outage; fortunately for them, we are not, but unfortunately for us, we are not 😔

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

I love a good rom com

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

@mxchristiex hubba hubba 🫣

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

my toes are gonna look like vienna sausages for the next 6 months 🫠

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

finished my first semester as a third year with all A’s 🥹

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

my coworkers watching my fat ass open another snack

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

us every night

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Young Thug’s Candy Crush addiction is reportedly keeping him sane in jail

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

girl math baby

[jas @jjashole]

me forcing my man to do everything with me

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

I’ll never forget when my mom made a fb post for my 20th birthday & called me her 2nd best daughter… mind you, she has 2 kids total 😐

[Avery @ItsAvery]

This is a sick man😂

[crystal 🍯 @upsetTspaghetti]

why do I get so attached to characters on shows because I have cried during most of the episodes of station 19