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[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[Dailymeow @Dailymeoww1]

Ray is a blind cat, so he can't see the sunlight shining into his room. But that doesn't stop him from enjoying the sun 🥺

Instead of following the light, Ray follows the warmth the sun gives off. He finds the spot where the heat is strongest, stands there, turns his face toward the sun, and enjoys its comforting warmth 🥹❤️

[a weirdo @Fat_December]

Look at this fucking cat I saw today. He kept leaning out of his stroller to play with flowers

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire

[Ooo @ooogoesbrrr]

when you’re in a Teams meeting and you’re not paying attention and you suddenly hear your name

[Indiee @1ndieeCisive]

How it feels when the soda burp comes out ur nose

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[chlo @RAUHLSREM]

Justin Fucking Bieber

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[rae @jgglypuffff]

How I feel taking pics with my skinny friends

[ʎ @suxsfulrecovery]

how each justin eras would react seeing you sad and bizzle out there ready to gaslight

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I love when I get on a crowded train and it gradually clears out after a few stops and I see someone who’s also been there the whole time and we look at each other like “guess it’s just us now”and then I transform into an ice dragon and freeze them with my ice breath attack

[KAI @ended_everyone]

he really woke up that day looked in the mirror and said yeah I'm the fuckin justin bieber

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

daily dose of whatdatmean

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?